Awww, but you truncated the hell out of this joke! lol. You've gotta have the "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings" part. I was once fortunate enough to get to tell it to a customer in Billings Montana, as the only thing I know about Billings, Montana. I'll find it for you... A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
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Awww, but you truncated the hell out of this joke! lol. You've gotta have the "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings" part. I was once fortunate enough to get to tell it to a customer in Billings Montana, as the only thing I know about Billings, Montana. I'll find it for you... A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate." - Comment on Which Politicians have a backbone on evolution (2015-02-24 23:00:32)
Wow....PRESSING issue. Foreign policy? NSA spying? Impending economic collapse? Militarized police? Crony Capitalism?...take a back seat! No, when there's a boot standing on my face, I want to be sure it was ordered there by a rational person.
