beep beep (280) 18 SFW Posts | 230 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed My past is your future. Parli l'italiano?!? Io parlo l'italiano. I almost have a BA in BS (i.e. philosophy). I am also a librarian, although lately I feel more like a human embodiment of Google. My hoosband introduced me to this site. And to fark.com. And to 4chan. Pretty much the whole intarwebs, actually. I practise Kendo (Japanese swordfighting) and I love it. I do not exist in rl. True story. I was born via parthenogenesis and my biggest fear in life are Christians. Registered 2007-04-28 15:36:04 Comment Karma: 8 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Comment on Max (2008-07-24 18:26:25)
My aunt has a yorkie named Max as well. ....are you my aunt?
Comment on Subtle and Clever Republican Advertisement (2008-07-20 23:44:51)
Oh, and the guy was born in Canada and raised in Florida.
Comment on Subtle and Clever Republican Advertisement (2008-07-20 23:44:09)
If you go to the website on the buildboard and read the guy's profile it will explain a lot. I mean, he thanks FOX News for showing him the evils of liberalism. Also, he doesn't know the difference between "you're" and "your." However, you got to give the guy credit for trying to make a buck off of American politics.
Comment on Pool's Closed (2008-07-15 22:38:08)
This is so full of win. Sandy vagina is certainly what she has. I mean, she's the president of a fucking homeowner's association! My parents' homeowners association is suing them for a fence that they have had for 12 years. As if they just now noticed the fence. Their excuse for not noticing the fence was that the all other associations in the past sucked balls and my parents could be growing pot behind their fence. Nevermind that my parents have a pool and by city regulation need to have at least a 6-ft. high fence around the pool. Which is now closed. Due to AIDS. I love it when suburbanites freak the fuck out over nothing.
Comment on Summer time blues (2008-07-14 10:08:00)
I'm finishing my degree this summer, trying to find a job, and moving. Buutttt...it looks like I'll have a job straight out of college, which is awesome considering I have The Most Useless Degree In The World.
Comment on ACLU Illegal Wire tapping complaint Advert (2008-07-11 10:09:23)
How do they know that these companies are spying on us if it is done secretly?
Comment on McCain - Black and White Wallpaper (2008-07-06 21:49:01)
@Exacerbate: Since when has the Republicans actually reduced the size of the government? Bush made new governmental departments, which I am pretty sure is the exact opposite of making the government smaller.
Comment on My dog (2008-06-14 17:53:41)
I don't like these dogs because they are like the Hummer of pets: really ostentatious, used as a status symbol. These dogs are one of the worst fads that have come out of the rap scene.
Comment on The rise and fall of oil (2008-06-13 16:24:31)
Actually, we went solely on the gold standard in the 1890's-1910's because America saw a silver standard as "inferior;" in fact, developing countries that were on the silver standard at that time were encouraged by the US to change to the more "superior" gold standard. /just finished reading "Spreading the American Dream" by Emily S. Rosenberg for an American Studies class. Woo, I love summer school.
Comment on Ryan Reynolds (2008-06-12 17:48:33)
You know, he is slated to play DEADPOOL in an upcoming Wolverine movie.
Comment on Pancake Glasses (2008-06-04 18:02:51)
I think those are hamburger buns, not pancakes.
Comment on KANSAS MILF (2008-06-03 18:14:57)
I lived in Johnson County for 6 years and I can say that 1. JoCo is not in Kansas City; it is mainly the suburbs of Kansas City like Olathe, Overland Park, Lenexa, etc. 2. This person is probably a huge bitch and her husband will probably leave her for a younger woman once she starts looking old. At least, that seems to be the trend. I am SO GLAD I no longer live in Johnson County.
Comment on We will Defeat the Scilons, So Say We All! (2008-05-29 07:53:29)
FAIL. Not only it is a crappy repost of yesterday, but it is spelled CYLONS. I don't even have television; I have to go to a friend's house who has TiVo to watch it, but at least I know how to spell their name correctly.
Comment on Steampunk Nerf gun (2008-05-28 10:26:13)
This looks a lot like the one that my husband made.
Comment on Welcome to The Dollhouse (2008-05-19 10:54:49)
This movie was really uncomfortable to watch; at least, for me it was. I had to stop about half-way through.