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Comment on Cunt Puncher (2009-01-31 17:17:29)
How could anything so warm and inviting... so lovely be cast as any way derogatory? People say "Cunt" like it's a bad thing. A cunt is a place I would love to spend all of my free time. In it, gazing at it, having a chat with it. Some of the best years of my life were spent beside one.
Comment on Olsen Twins - Kids Choice Awards (Goo) 01 (2009-01-27 20:43:57)
It has long been my dream to dress myself in a frilly black maids outfit, stick a feather duster up my ass and let the twins lead me around by a leash attached to my testicles. I want to nibble the jam from between their toes while they take turns spraying me with their aromatic golden essence.
Comment on Star War - Assualt On The Death Star (2009-01-24 14:11:19)
@HoChunk. Ja, Love the smell of burning carbon and copper in the morning. 1927s Simplex Magnarc machines. Metal reels that clanked. I did the New England premier of SW so I was the first to see it when the cans came in. Impressive and I didn't mind watching it the first 20 or so times I had to project it. After that I started prowling dark alleys late at night with my shotgun... hunting wookies. Or hookers. I forget which now.
Comment on Star War - Assualt On The Death Star (2009-01-24 01:51:37)
I worked as a projectionist when this first came out and showed it so many times I could do changeovers by sound, didn't need to see the marks. I still hate it with the white hot intensity of a thousand death stars.
Comment on Katie Holmes - Pink Dress (2009-01-21 09:51:28)
Even if you were to scrub it with strong soap then soak it in lye probably wouldn't help, it's been up Tom Cruises' ass too long.
Comment on katy perry's armpit (2009-01-19 01:30:23)
I'd like to see a little hair on there. http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Womans_armpit.JPG
Comment on Camus Cognac (2009-01-18 13:49:32)
Camus. Good stuff. I prefer Rémy Martin cognac. A good Armagnac is my favorite though.
Comment on .50 cal (2009-01-18 13:42:35)
@Jeros: @LukeV1-5: Well said both of you. Patriotism and innocence seldom last through the first firefight. Any battles after that are fought for your buddies and yourself. It doesn't take long to realize that every dead enemy is one less son of a bitch shooting at you. Hathcock's career as a sniper came to a sudden end outside Khe Sanh in 1969, when an amphibious amtrack he was riding on struck an anti-tank mine. Hathcock pulled seven Marines off the flame-engulfed vehicle before jumping to safety. He came out of the attack with second- and third-degree burns over more than 40% of his body and was evacuated to Brooke Army Medical Center in Texas, where he underwent 13 skin graft operations. The nature of the injuries left him unable to perform effectively again with a rifle. He was told he would be recommended for the Silver Star, but he stated that he had only done what anyone there would have if they were awake, so he rejected any commendation for his bravery. Nearly 30 years later, he was awarded the Silver Star, the third most prestigious award in U.S. military. Hathcock said in a book written about his career as a sniper: "I like shooting, and I love hunting. But I never did enjoy killing anybody. It's my job. If I don't get those bastards, then they're gonna kill a lot of these kids we got dressed up like Marines. That's just the way I see it."
Comment on Tall Truck is Tall (2009-01-18 01:16:43)
@SumoSnipe Homer da man. He could make this piece of shit truck look good.
Comment on Tall Truck is Tall (2009-01-18 00:33:41)
Look at that tie he's wearing. He was brought up in a trailer park. Sold enough moonshine or bathtub crank to afford the truck. I'll take back the gangplank reference. Extension ladder? Happy now?
Comment on Tall Truck is Tall (2009-01-18 00:13:41)
Any vehicle you need a gangplank to board is beyond lame.
Comment on Rosa Luxemburg & Karl Liebknecht (2009-01-17 16:03:45)
Explaining political viewpoints: http://www.extremelysmart.com/humor/cowsexplain.php
Comment on The Passive Aggressive Door Holding Game (2009-01-17 00:32:25)
Turn the tables, limp very slowly toward them complaining about your hip operation.
Comment on Poland's finest (2009-01-16 11:27:36)
zubrowka was the second pic on this submission. Don't know why it was removed. Love Bison.
Comment on Absinthe (2009-01-13 23:07:19)
You are right. No visual hallucinations. I said it was like tripping. Physical body buzz, felt a bit like doing amphetamine mixed with quaaludes which were popular with my generation in the late 60s. A little like drinking wine and eating shrooms. At any rate I like the taste and drink regular Pernod off the shelf. I've never had laudinum but I've enjoyed the ingredients on a number of occasions.