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  • God Damn Batman

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    The Goddamned Batman

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    We’re the goddamn Batman

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    The Goddamn Batman!

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    return of the god damned Batman

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    Newsarama posted all six covers for the Return of Bruce Wayne.

    cowboy-Batman and pirate-Batman have to be sad that there isn’t a samurai/ninja/knight-Batman in the mix.


  • The Goddamn Batman likes tits

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    Shamelessly stolen from here…
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    D.C. pussed out and decided to keep Batman’s hands to himself.

    Law & Order : Goddamn Batman

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    In the Criminal Justice System of Gotham City the people are represented by three seperate, yet equally important groups.  The police who investigate crime, the District Attorneys who prosecute the offenders, and the God damn Batman.These are their stories.

    The Batman

    The Batman: Directed by Matt Reeves. With Robert Pattinson, Zoë Kravitz, Jeffrey Wright, Colin Farrell. When the Riddler, a sadistic serial killer, begins murdering key political figures in Gotham, Batman is forced to investigate the city’s hidden corruption and question his family’s involvement.

    This is definitely a move that features a man dressed as a “bat”, and there’s definitely some real good money thrown at it, but did they have to make the whole thing as boring as it ended up being? Everyone here is doing what they’ve been paid to do, but the story and story beats are all out of line with what I want from a Batman story. Add to that the orchestral soundtrack is a boring uninspired slow slog of just brooding tones that don’t result in the emotional punch that the character or this type of film really needs. Take a listen to the official “main theme” that they released before the film:

    The song itself is actually pretty nice, but I can’t recall anything other than the first 30 seconds from the film, that same 30 seconds is repeated in nearly every scene, and it gets to be incredibly too noticeable by the end of the movies over bloated 3 hour run time. There’s several story lines that could have, and should have, been sacrificed to the gods of succinctness, and I’d nominate either the mobster storyline or the Catwoman storyline. With apologies to Halle Berry and Anne Hathaway, Zoe Kravitz is likely the best Catwoman we’re ever goin to get in modern times and they nearly got her story right, but unless I’m mistaken, they chose to change her origins again for reasons that only serve this one movie, and not the character on the whole.

    Additionally to all that, I absolutely hated this version of the Riddler. Give me Frank Gorshin in spandex cheesing it up, or Jim Carey doing the same exact thing, just better. Don’t give him a leather gimp mask, don’t make him an explosives expert, or a sniper marksman. Why add all those things to a character that’s always been an overreaching intellectual superior to The Batman, but a physical push over? Why make him so damn grim dark?

    The best Riddler story that I ever read was when he figured out the Batman / Bruce Wayne connection, but realized that he couldn’t tell anyone because then it wouldn’t be all that valuable. I was really hoping they were going to do something like that, but alas, that’s a story for a better medium.

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    The Goddamned Joker

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    I haven’t read any of the recent stuff of batman.. but Joker’s face was cut off.. so there is that.

    Sheriff BATMAN

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    It`s about goddamn time.

    turkish batman

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    I found this on Google Earth – A goddamn town 🙂

    Batman BAMS Supes

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    Because this is what happens when you mess with the God damned Batman!

    Batman

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    Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…. THE GODDAMN BATMAN

    2022 Year In Review

    In the year 2022 there were 58,140 posts, with 4,066 comments. Our top author was storminator with 3,834 posts, and the #1 commenter was Bolthorn, who submitted 645 comments!

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    2022 In Memoriam:

     

    2022’s Best Comments:

    12 votes: Karl Lewis on Florida surgeon general: Masks ‘never’ saved lives during pandemic:
    I don’t expect to ever understand the performative stupidity of the MAGA Right. Jebus. Do they argue that masks on surgeons are just there for show? WTAF is WRONG with these people?

    12 votes: Bolthorn on Republican Sen. Mike Braun says Supreme Court was wrong to legalize interracial marriage:
    Just by him saying this in the year 2022 means that he’s wrong because he’d be fighting like hell to make it not legal in his state. Reading the article, this dude is just a backwards bigot in general. He can fuck off.

    11 votes: Karl Lewis on Washington State trooper who refused to get vaccinated dies of COVID-19:
    Man… if ONLY we could figure out WHO had POLITICIZED the damned global pandemic. Because it seems like this whole anti-vax thing is flat out killing people. In any case, Darwin seems to be quite a demonstrative, if ruthless, instructor. Oddly, he’s not as effective as one might expect.

    11 votes: Gropegrope on G.O.P. Declares Jan. 6 Attack ‘Legitimate Political Discourse’:
    So now the entire Republican party is participating in treason….? Officially.

    11 votes: Karl Lewis on Disney’s Special District Tells Ron DeSantis to Cough Up $1 Billion or STFU:
    Florida Lawmakers failed to read or understand their own laws. Who could have seen THAT coming? I mean, who could have imagined that performative stupidity wasn’t a viable governing strategy? Quelle surprise.

    11 votes: Bolthorn on Disney’s Special District Tells Ron DeSantis to Cough Up $1 Billion or STFU:
    DeSantis isn’t very good at foresight.

    10 votes: Karl Lewis on Ruben Gallego Rips NRA and GOP After School Slaughter: ‘Fuck You Ted Cruz’ and ‘Fuck Your Prayers’:
    After careful, consideration I have decided that Rep. Gallego is correct. “Fuck you!” is the only response any Democrat offers to any Republican talking point, faux outrage, or whatever, from now until the end of time.

    9 votes: storminator on Washington State trooper who refused to get vaccinated dies of COVID-19:
    Fucking POETIC.

    9 votes: Bolthorn on Florida surgeon general: Masks ‘never’ saved lives during pandemic:
    Let’s go back to not making doctors wash their hands between handling a corpse and performing surgery while we’re at it! Anyone that constantly spouts out “You know” while giving a speech is full of shit.

    9 votes: Bolthorn on Republican county clerk indicted in scheme to leak voting-machine passwords:
    We found someone trying to commit a whole bunch of voter fraud that conservatives love to crow about. Although the caw was coming from inside their own party.

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    MCS Top Posts for the week ending 2021-01-08

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    songofsickness: By the time this game is done, we’ll all be living in space.
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    Saborlas: Donnie thrives on betrayal and causing misery.
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    Bolthorn: Ah man, all we needed was Pepsi? Damnit. Too bad the Trump family is really into coke.

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    jediadept: The best damn movie soundtrack of my generation!
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    Bolthorn: This would probably make it difficult to sell the house without remodeling the kitchen again.
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    Saborlas: Who downvoted this wholesome content? OUT THE HATER!
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    Saborlas: This is not helping our current climate of trigger-happy cops!

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    the bat dance

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    God damn I love Batman

    He is risen!

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    I`m the goddamn saviour!