I think it’s more to the point that she was leading him on for 2 hours then pwnd him when he finally asked her out. Killing the other dude was a little drastic, though; he should have just punched her in the cunt.
There should be a tag for “stuff that’s been floating around 4chan for years”
Howie Feltersnatch (#262)
15 years ago
You can’t be a guy and NOT appreciate this. Everyone over the age of–what, 16?–has experienced this. Well, not the stabbing part, but you can’t admit you didn’t think it.
I missed something.
Even if you’re not a fan of Mastodon’s epic song, Blood and Thunder (one of the best metal songs of the decade), this is still funny.
Graphically cool, but kill a guy because he met a girl before you?
Kill him ’cause he’s a douchebag.
WHITE
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I think it’s more to the point that she was leading him on for 2 hours then pwnd him when he finally asked her out. Killing the other dude was a little drastic, though; he should have just punched her in the cunt.
pinched*
No. Punched.
There should be a tag for “stuff that’s been floating around 4chan for years”
You can’t be a guy and NOT appreciate this. Everyone over the age of–what, 16?–has experienced this. Well, not the stabbing part, but you can’t admit you didn’t think it.
One of my favorite reposts
WIN.
The Moby Dick reference, not the stabbing-the-possibly-cool-guy-who-just-happened-to-meet-a-cool-girl-before-you-to-death bit…