“Woomenz: This most dangerous of pokemon uses fire and sharp objects to mercilessly kill. They are notoriously hard to communicate with and will frequently disobey their trainer’s commands. Unlike most pokemon, they do not like having other ‘pokemon’ to contend with and are unimpressed with the scrawny teens who try to capture them. Depending on the clever use of a ‘diamondstone’ they will either evolve into a Sykobych or an Iwuvyu. Also unlike other pokemon, it is generally frowned upon to beat them senseless and then proceed to throw your ‘pokeballs’ at them.”