That’s gayer than Bruce Vilanch and Scott Thompson jello wrestling in pink tutus in West Hollywood’s The Dick Pit, with ABBA’s “Man After Midnight” playing on the loudspeakers.
i’m more concerned about the logistics here.
Hooves have got to be one of the worst grasping tools ever.
More importantly, no fucking is happening.
Dry humping, possibly, but it’s equally likely that a well trained unicorn is administering the Heimlich Maneuver to a choking dolphin.
You know, because a dolphin ass/vagina is on the OTHER SIDE OF ITS BODY.
I demand this be used as a wholesome example of dolphin first aid, and be stricken from the record of NSFW tattoos.
That’s gayer than Bruce Vilanch and Scott Thompson jello wrestling in pink tutus in West Hollywood’s The Dick Pit, with ABBA’s “Man After Midnight” playing on the loudspeakers.
Wow, those are some pretty specific gay tidbits. I think you win +10 gay points for being able to list those off, especially the ABBA song.
i’m more concerned about the logistics here.
Hooves have got to be one of the worst grasping tools ever.
More importantly, no fucking is happening.
Dry humping, possibly, but it’s equally likely that a well trained unicorn is administering the Heimlich Maneuver to a choking dolphin.
You know, because a dolphin ass/vagina is on the OTHER SIDE OF ITS BODY.
I demand this be used as a wholesome example of dolphin first aid, and be stricken from the record of NSFW tattoos.
This has been bothering me as well.
also, where the balls is the dolphin’s dorsal fin?
Well, that’s where it gets interesting…
“possibly, but it’s equally likely that a well trained unicorn is administering the Heimlich Maneuver to a choking dolphin.”
hehehehehehehehehehehehe – Reading this made me snort!
Good comment Elzarcothepale!
It looks more like a Beluga Whale than a dolphin. Just sayin’
So this is where narwhals come from?
Spit up water, thanx.