Technically, we’re now in the realm of 3^3 to break the curse. Thus, five more must die. Jeff Goldblum isn’t an unrealistic choice. Take out Miley Cyrus and all three Jonas Brothers and the dark gods’ thirst for blood shall be quenched temporarily
Swayze and then, unfortunately, Michael Caine. There’ll be a rocker, (young, I think), courtney love and maybe winehouse. That’s my five. My backups are Abe Vigoda, Bob Barker and Steve Jobs. Al Gore III as my long shot. (How morbid IS this, anyway?)
How about we find a way to make you go away again?
Dreidel dreidel dreidel, SCHNITZEL! I like bums! Marx had clever ideas! Stalin had a better mustache than Hitler! Goebbels liked little boys! I want to become a black man convert to Judaism and become a gay!
ed McMahon died earlier, this is the truth
Agreed. The Tri-Fecta is complete.
Oh, shit, I almost forgot McMahon died. That’s it.
ZOMG JEFF GOLDBLUM IZ DED TO!!!!!!!!!1
Pick a Rolling Stone.
I don’t think it was Farrah Fawset that died you hack!
Jackson was the third since Ed Mcmahon died earlier this week
Have we forgotten about David Caradine? We have surpassed 3 and have moved onto 4. Now we need a 5th to break this.
Technically, we’re now in the realm of 3^3 to break the curse. Thus, five more must die. Jeff Goldblum isn’t an unrealistic choice. Take out Miley Cyrus and all three Jonas Brothers and the dark gods’ thirst for blood shall be quenched temporarily
I’ve been thinkin Gary Bussey. Or maybe that guy from that “Sugar Ray” band. Maybe those Jon and Kate folks, too.
Why not swayze?
Swayze and then, unfortunately, Michael Caine. There’ll be a rocker, (young, I think), courtney love and maybe winehouse. That’s my five. My backups are Abe Vigoda, Bob Barker and Steve Jobs. Al Gore III as my long shot. (How morbid IS this, anyway?)
If you ask me, the biggest rock star of them all may be next.
You know who I’m talking about. El Presidente
One can only hope.
Aww, look at the sockpuppets, bucking up each other’s hate. 🙂
Farrah Fawcet will be remembered as a great actress
jackson will be remembered as the child molestor who could sing
And a freakshow.
Goldblum ain’t dead. He’s perfectly fine and not even in New Zealand.
Fawcett will be remembered as a *pretty* actress, but definitely not a great one.
but Jeff Goldblum is jewish, he deserves death too
lets find a way to have him suffer cardiac arrest and die like jackson
How about we find a way to make you go away again?
Dreidel dreidel dreidel, SCHNITZEL! I like bums! Marx had clever ideas! Stalin had a better mustache than Hitler! Goebbels liked little boys! I want to become a black man convert to Judaism and become a gay!
Fuckwad.
xoxo best. post. ever.
Don’t forget about Sky Saxon
[x] Beat me to it
Farrah fawcett
Micheal jackson
Sky saxon
THe three that died yesterday
Like me and my friend had discussed, Michael Jackson died a long time ago…his soul was occupying that…ghoulish play-dough thing that he called a body…
My guess is the next ones to go will be Immanuel Lewis and MacCauley Culkin. Just a hunch.
not dead. they just return to their respective planets
Pneumonia, anal cancer and cardiac surprise, what a combo.
SO who’s buying up the Beatles’ songs? Paul or Ringo?????
… Turns out it was Billy Mays. Who’da thunk it?