That still doesn’t change the fact that they’re life sucking spoiled freeloaders that eat all your food and then go out into town and fuck all the male cats.
Well, I sure hope that your cat, whose name is probably something like Das Fuhrer, can evolve and sprout some gills in a matter of seconds, or that bitch is getting drowned.
Again, I will point out that cats are pretty much useless in a zombie apocalypse.
I think this notion was personally disproved to me the other day when I walked out of the bedroom, and saw my cat sitting on the back of the recliner, licking its butt, at which point, it looked up at me, startled, and slid cartoonishly off the chair and into a startled lump of wildly flailing fur only to land, shocked, on the ground, at which point she rocketed off into the other room away from the disturbance to her rectal hygiene duties.
Cats are, as far as I can tell, furry simpletons who hang around us because we’re more convenient than hunting, purring round our ankles acting cute till we feed them.
Cats …. are the other white meat.
Dogs are cooler. They’re just your friends.
Oh goddamnit.
Teehee.
*facepalm*
i saw this and immediately lol’d
Who’s a pwitty kitty? You, yes you are, yes you are; you’re my pwitty kitty.
The High Speech!
my ken? fuck this gay shit
That still doesn’t change the fact that they’re life sucking spoiled freeloaders that eat all your food and then go out into town and fuck all the male cats.
Foonf is wise.
Cats suck.
My cat would eat mantis shrimps if she could get her paws on them.
Well, I sure hope that your cat, whose name is probably something like Das Fuhrer, can evolve and sprout some gills in a matter of seconds, or that bitch is getting drowned.
Again, I will point out that cats are pretty much useless in a zombie apocalypse.
And they can lick their own junk.
repost?
i know i seen it
it’s from a post by sylvanish in the forums
www.myconfinedspace.com/forum/topic.php?id=407#post-13315
Cats are furry little bastards and if they had thumbs, they would shiv every one of us and steal out stuff.
Also of note: This is not funny, nor relevant to our interests.
minus ten bazillion interwebs to tiki for this one.
BUT… plus eight gabaquadzillion interwebs for running MCS.
And lo, may the tiki god never lack interwebs. Yae and verily.
Minus ten bazillion interwebs for you aarpie.
It’s already been pointed out in the comments, but this text is from the forums where some users made this joke.
Of course it’s not funny if you weren’t part of the joke, so how about you get on the forums instead of complaining.
I think this notion was personally disproved to me the other day when I walked out of the bedroom, and saw my cat sitting on the back of the recliner, licking its butt, at which point, it looked up at me, startled, and slid cartoonishly off the chair and into a startled lump of wildly flailing fur only to land, shocked, on the ground, at which point she rocketed off into the other room away from the disturbance to her rectal hygiene duties.
Cats are, as far as I can tell, furry simpletons who hang around us because we’re more convenient than hunting, purring round our ankles acting cute till we feed them.