Dogs: Much faster than sluggish human targets, much smaller, and much, much more fierce. Sure, when the thing’s on you, you could try pistol jabbing him, but you have a choice: Have a chance to get off your gun or DON’T get your throat ripped out.
Dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you?
SumoSnipe (#4452)
15 years ago
IF it is just the dog, I agree with natedog. But the 4 guys with guns drawn backing it up… nah. I lose. And yes, tiki I have put germans and dobermans on their tails and pissed off their owners-handlers. But that freaking poodle…..shudder.
IF it is just SumoSnipe, I agree with natedog. But the 4 guys with guns drawn backing it up… nah. I lose. And yes tiki I have put Sumos and Snipers on their tails and pissed off their owners-handlers. But that freaking casemod….,,shudder.
I’ve seen my GSD keep up with cars doing 30 for short spurts. Though she’s no attack dog. I thought about trying schutzhund training with her but she just doesn’t have the heart. She’d pin her target down and lick them to death. 😛 Which would be cruel and unusual cause, man does her breath stink. heh
Dogs are so fast once they start at you. They can fill the distance before you even register “Oh shit, a dog!”. Unless you already have your gun out and ready to fire, then you’re gonna lose a statistically significant number of times.
The poodle that got me didn’t act like a dog. There was no hint, no growl, no body language, just I’m sitting there and boom. It flies off my aunties lap, jumps the coffee table and and starts trying to take out my bicep. It was unpleasant, I never got to see that aunt again.
I think I was 14ish, I tooj the train to school everyday and would cut through a parking lot. One winter day, doing my normal thing, about 1/3 way thru the lot and I just saw them running straight for me. Next thing I know they’re biting and jumping. I scrambled onto a car and a guy made them leave. I thought I was fine, nothing hurt, so I walked to school. I go to the bathroom and take off my long winter coat and I see nothing but blood pouring out of my right thigh. Another girl saw the blood (on the floor? not sure), called the school nurse. An ambulance ride and 80+ stitches later I finally get to hospital and promptly pass out. Next thing I remember is dad bringing me home and cops asking questions. They found all 4 dogs and put them down.
Looks like a training video. The person attacked by the dog appears to be wearing a training suit (www.things4yourdog.com/product/809020).
ANIMALITY.
if i am ever attacked by a dog, it WILL be sorry.
and that fucker wont even get close if i’m armed with a gun
you are so full of shit. oh yeah, you’re a big man with a big dick, just wait till you have a 80 pound german shepard running down your ass.
You likely can’t shoot straight when calm, try doing that when you’re about to have your face raped by a dog.
and tiki wins lol.
LOL indeed! That visual made my week.
Dogs: Much faster than sluggish human targets, much smaller, and much, much more fierce. Sure, when the thing’s on you, you could try pistol jabbing him, but you have a choice: Have a chance to get off your gun or DON’T get your throat ripped out.
The police have invented a new type of gun, one that fires dogs.
Adam West has one that fires cats.
Dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you?
IF it is just the dog, I agree with natedog. But the 4 guys with guns drawn backing it up… nah. I lose. And yes, tiki I have put germans and dobermans on their tails and pissed off their owners-handlers. But that freaking poodle…..shudder.
I was mauled once by 4 dogs and that fucking poodle (not a toy poodle, full size) shredded my leg. while the smaller dogs shredded my ankles.
IF it is just SumoSnipe, I agree with natedog. But the 4 guys with guns drawn backing it up… nah. I lose. And yes tiki I have put Sumos and Snipers on their tails and pissed off their owners-handlers. But that freaking casemod….,,shudder.
The attack dog theme makes me miss Magnus. I know it’s irrelevant; I’m just sayin’…
I’ve seen my GSD keep up with cars doing 30 for short spurts. Though she’s no attack dog. I thought about trying schutzhund training with her but she just doesn’t have the heart. She’d pin her target down and lick them to death. 😛 Which would be cruel and unusual cause, man does her breath stink. heh
Dogs are so fast once they start at you. They can fill the distance before you even register “Oh shit, a dog!”. Unless you already have your gun out and ready to fire, then you’re gonna lose a statistically significant number of times.
JUST DON’T SHOW FEAR AND YOU’LL BE FINE hyuk
ALWAYS, ALWAYS carry Beggin’ Strips at ALL TIMES.
The poodle that got me didn’t act like a dog. There was no hint, no growl, no body language, just I’m sitting there and boom. It flies off my aunties lap, jumps the coffee table and and starts trying to take out my bicep. It was unpleasant, I never got to see that aunt again.
I think I was 14ish, I tooj the train to school everyday and would cut through a parking lot. One winter day, doing my normal thing, about 1/3 way thru the lot and I just saw them running straight for me. Next thing I know they’re biting and jumping. I scrambled onto a car and a guy made them leave. I thought I was fine, nothing hurt, so I walked to school. I go to the bathroom and take off my long winter coat and I see nothing but blood pouring out of my right thigh. Another girl saw the blood (on the floor? not sure), called the school nurse. An ambulance ride and 80+ stitches later I finally get to hospital and promptly pass out. Next thing I remember is dad bringing me home and cops asking questions. They found all 4 dogs and put them down.
Horrible sentence, but you get my point.
I’ll take four armed humans any day over a K-9 …at least you can tell the the guys not to shoot.