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First Blacks



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    Tyger42

    Most in-demand actor? Maybe true, but it’s pretty sad. Guy was only ever good as Fresh Prince, and only then because he acted like a fool.

    hufnmouth

    Tyger42: Six Degrees was good and so was Ali.

    RSIxidor

    I thought the most in demand actor was Sam Jackson.

    Luke Magnifico

    Tyger42: Dude, Independence Day is a life-changing cinematic masterpiece.

    nyoki

    hufnmouth: LukeV1-5: …and Wild Wild West.

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    Will Smith has decent to good movies, that despite how much you enjoyed them the first time, you never want to see again.

    I think the only one I watched a handful of times was MiB. Fresh Prince of Bel Air was the shit, though.

    Tyger42

    Paul_Is_Drunk: Ooh, MiB… How the hell could I forget about that? Okay, so that’s two things he was good in. :p

    TunaFish

    Will Smith has never had a bad Performance in a movie. He has been in some poor movie’s, but thats nothing to do with his skill as an actor.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

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    Whiter than I am
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    White

    Ya that’s a great list of prolific black men lol.

    Will Smith is a pretty good actor but he quite far from being the most in demand. That’s like saying Keanu Reeves is Native and the most in demand actor.

    deuce

    Where’s Michael Steele and Jesse Jackson? Oh wait, they suck.

    Death_to_Dude

    WIN!

    natedog

    Let me take you back to the 8th grade, when i was first introduced to Will Smith

    DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince


    Now I have a story that Id like to tell
    About this guy you all know he had me scared as hell
    He comes to me at night after I crawl into bed
    Hes burnt up like a weenie and his name is fred
    He wears the same hat and sweater every single day
    And even if its hot outside he wears it anyway
    Hes home when Im awake but he shows up when I sleep
    I cant believe that theres a nightmare on my street

    It was a saturday evening if I remember it right
    And we had just gotten back off tour last night
    So the gang and I thought that it would be groovey
    If we summoned up the posse and done rushed the movie
    I got angie
    Jeff got tina
    Ready rock got some girl Id never seen in my life
    That was all right because the lady was chill
    Then we dipped to the theater set to ill
    We saw elm street and man it was def
    And everything seemed all right when we left
    But when I got home and laid down to sleep
    That began the nightmare, but on my street

    It was burning in my room like an oven
    My bed soaked with sweat
    And man I was bugging
    I checked the clock and it stopped at 12:30
    It had melted it was so darn hot
    And I was thirsty
    I went downstairs to grab some juice or a coke
    Flipped the tv off, and then I almost choked
    When I heard this awful voice coming from behind
    It said, you got my favorite letter but now you must die
    Man, I aint even wait to see who it was
    Broke inside my drawers and screamed, so long, cuz
    Got halfway up the block
    I calmed down and stopped screaming
    Then thought, oh, I get it, I must be dreaming
    I strolled back home with a grin on my grill
    I think that since this is a dream I might as well get ill
    I walked in the house, the big bad fresh prince
    But freddy killed all that noise real quick
    He grabbed me by my neck and said
    Heres what well do
    We gotta lotta work here, me and you
    The souls of your friends you and I will claim
    Youve got the body and Ive got the brain
    I said, yo fred
    I think you got me all wrong
    I aint partners with nobody with nails that long
    Look, Ill be honest man, this team wont work
    The girls wont be on you, fred, your face is all burnt
    I patted him on the shoulder, said thanks for stopping by
    Then I opened up the door and said take care guy
    He got mad, drew back his arm, and slashed my shirt
    I laughed at first, then thought, hold up, that hurt
    It wasnt a dream, man, this guy was for real
    I said, freddy, uh, pal, theres been an awful mistake here
    No further words and then I darted upstairs
    Crashed through my door then jumped on my bed
    Pulled the covers up over my head
    And said, oh please do something with fred
    He jumped on my bed, went through the covers with his claws
    Tried to get me, but my alarm went off
    And then silence
    It was a whole new day
    I thought, huh, I wasnt scared of him anyway
    Until I noticed those rips in my sheets
    And that was proof that there had been a nightmare on my street

    Fp: oh man, I gotta call jeff, I gotta call jeff
    Come on, come on
    Come on jeff, answer
    Come on, man
    Jj: hello?
    Fp: jeff, this is prince, man
    Jeff, wake up,
    Jeff, wake up
    Jj: what do you want?
    Fp: jeff, wake up, man,
    Listen to me, jeff
    Jj: its three oclock in the morning, what do you want?
    Fp: jeff, jeff, would you listen to me?
    Listen, whatever you do, dont fall asleep
    Jj: man
    Fp: jeff, listen to me, dont go to sleep, jeff
    Jj: look, Ill talk to you tomorrow, Im gong to bed

    Ahhhhhh! ahhhhhh! (ha ha ha ha ha haaaa)

    Fp: jeff! jeff! jeff! jeff! answer me, jeff!

    Im your d.j. now, princey! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!

    samoses

    will smith is the black tom hanks

    Moe

    Michael- wtf- $200,000.00 for the nose? you could hav bought mine for less and got more..

    Sticky

    samoses:
    I happen to like Tom Hanks’ works.

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    Blondie: I rarely agree with Blondie, but 3 of the 4 are only half black. Crazy.

    Tyger42

    TunaFish: That’s a matter of opinion. And one I happen to greatly disagree with. I think he has a horrible tenancy to overact…

    kathrynkatana

    lol

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