It’s such an ugly problem. Procrastination fools me into believing that if I don’t start working on subject A now, I cannot fail at it. It’s seriously idiotic, I’d rather not be anything, than be bad at something.
I need a slap and someone to tell me to get to studying all the PDF files in the folder on my desktop.
Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
… und keine Eier
In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten
Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
I’m Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim
Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier…
And suicydking, are you sure that’s going to work without any eggs. What about the hashish, does it work without that too? I’m short on drugs right now.
I wanted to save this picture to use as my desktop, but then I decided I could always come back and do it later.
When I realized what I had just done, I saved it immediately.
I went through the same process for this comment.
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I didn’t call you an ass. I just said ass. Like people say ‘bitch’ at the end when they just did something badass, or something of that nature. I don’t like the word bitch, so I said ass instead. Everyone likes ass.
@...dieAntagonista:
You misunderstand me. I did the “:(: to denote sadness that you pwned me. Not that I wish to imply I thought you were incapable of pwning me.
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Procrastination is looking at videos on youtube about procrastination when you SHOULD be doing a paper.
I was expecting this to be an unfinished definition.
Procrastinators UNITE!!! tomorrow.
I’ll leave a clever and/or witty comment later.
I’ll write a comment to this later… When I get to it.
It’s such an ugly problem. Procrastination fools me into believing that if I don’t start working on subject A now, I cannot fail at it. It’s seriously idiotic, I’d rather not be anything, than be bad at something.
I need a slap and someone to tell me to get to studying all the PDF files in the folder on my desktop.
Procrastination, looking at Scarlet Johanson’s perfect chest instead of doing what I have to do. Or is that just being a guy?
@...dieAntagonista: Dear Antagonista {SLAP}
NOW STUDY ALL THOSE PDF FILES IN YOUR DESKTOP FOLDER!! Schnell!! Jetzt!
@...Liam4Now:
JETZT ALLE DIESE STUDIE PDF-Dateien in Ihrem Desktop-Ordner!
Ich bin eine Schlampe.
@...dieAntagonista:
Where do I slap? Is it a choice?
Quote: NOW STUDY ALL THOSE PDF FILES IN YOUR DESKTOP FOLDER!! Schnell!! Jetzt!
@Liam4Now
You forgot “dringend” “dringlich” etc…
tl;dr
Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
… und keine Eier
In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten
Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
I’m Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim
Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier…
@...Liam4Now:
Danke schön. It turns out you’re extremely helpful, in all fields.
I’m not sure how I feel about the Schlampe part though.
@...RSIxidor:
Technically yes, but if it’s going to excite me, I doubt it’s going to make me study anything.
And suicydking, are you sure that’s going to work without any eggs. What about the hashish, does it work without that too? I’m short on drugs right now.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ænima#Track_information
@...RSIxidor:
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!
@...suicydking:
Holy shit. I had no idea this even existed.
Reading through the wikipedia entry on the band Tool, it’s albums, and it’s members is an excellent excuse for procrastination.
@...Sticky:
I don’t quite get this, so I’ll have to assume it comes from the internets.
@...dieAntagonista:
If I was close enough to slap you, I wouldn’t want you to study either. >=)
i can’t believe Tiki finally got around to posting this
i submitted it like a year ago
@...natedog:
lulz
@...RSIxidor:
encyclopediadramatica.com/HOW_CAN_SHE_SLAP%3F!%3F
@...Sticky:
Fuck. Breaking my links. encyclopediadramatica.com/HOW_CAN_SHE_SLAP%3F!%3F
@...Sticky:
Fuck it.
@...Sticky: www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Fail
I wanted to save this picture to use as my desktop, but then I decided I could always come back and do it later.
When I realized what I had just done, I saved it immediately.
I went through the same process for this comment.
: [
@...suicydking:
Lets see you correctly post it then, asshole.
Oh shit!! It’s an HTML showdown throwdown!!
Let’s get IT on!!
I am unbeatable.
…and I just won the HTML showdown throwdown thingy mingy.
Ass.
@...dieAntagonista:
🙁
@...Sticky:
I didn’t call you an ass. I just said ass. Like people say ‘bitch’ at the end when they just did something badass, or something of that nature. I don’t like the word bitch, so I said ass instead. Everyone likes ass.
@...dieAntagonista: I am speechless.
Hell, I was gonna post this, but never got around to it…
@...dieAntagonista:
I like ass.
@...dieAntagonista:
You misunderstand me. I did the “:(: to denote sadness that you pwned me. Not that I wish to imply I thought you were incapable of pwning me.
Awesome thread is awesome.
I decided to comment here instead of doing my homework, HOORAY.
Damm DieA. stop commenting on pa
I just re-read this whole thread trying to figure out what @nobody knows meant. Ima confoos-ed.
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