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it’s a trap
Fucking classy
I would likely use this for seeing how big a blob semen is. Needs a y-axis. Also, the number seem to be going the wrong direction to me.
she’s European fuck YEA win for cm!
To me it looks like a thermometer and the lower her pants are the warmer it is …or its how many cm of pork sword she can take before she bottoms out …could go either way.
I would for sure drop my little hammer in her belly…she can measure it anytime. Thank god theres mm too
@...pantsoffdanceoff: my fucking god you made me laugh good in a long time. i bless you with thy heavens lol
Stay classy penis scale
@rsi: u start of the tip and measure backwards. it’s a pretty lofty concept.
@...Dyna-Mole:
And I don’t like it.
@...RSIxidor: The wrong way! That was my first thought. Unless she’s hiding a dick in her pants, the scale should be going the other way.
@...Dyna-Mole:
Thank you for giving me hope for humanity. How stupid do you have to be to not understand how to measure a dick?
have you people seriously never measured a dick before?
@... colombianmonkey european or canadian or mexican or anywhere else…
@...Drewlicious:
Some of the British don’t want to change, I’ve heard. They managed to hold on to “pint” for beer, or at least they did last I had heard.
@dj.amp3x: yeah, the thermometer idea could work too, as in “cold, getting warmer, warmer, hot… right there!” it’s for really stupid drunk guys.
Great. Yet another standard by which I barely clear the zipper! If I had any self-esteem left, this picture would have destroyed it!
@...ColombianMonkey: I’m here all week
No. It looks like a tranny.
It’s the right way. If it were the other way it would be almost impossible to put the tip of the penis at 0(zero) or the guy would have to have his legs on either side of her face.
Why are the tips of the finger nails (I am undecided if it’s a female or male) yellow like there’s a fungus involved?
@...outofocus:
pinch your fingers together like the are in the pictures. if you’re healthy and have good blood flow, yours will do the same.
if yours turn blue or dark red, you need to see a doctor asap.
Only 70mms?
Wow. She’s going to need an extension for American men.
@...nyokki: You’re saying you’ve never done that?
@...tiki god: My fingernails are not yellow.
it’s not a penis scale- it’s a CUNT scale. she is showing how big her cavernous region is. probably has another tattoo showing how wide it is, too.
definitely a jar of mayonaise.
@...nyokki: You put the base of the penis at the bottom, so the numbers go up towards the tip. That’s how I measure ’em, anyway.
@...nyokki:
This makes sense now. Thank you.
@...Annarchy:
I think she’s right. It could be harder to line up the base with the 0.
She’s measuring from tip to root.
@...Annarchy:
from the top or the bottom? do you include the ballz?
@...tiki god: If it’s a ruler or a measuring tape, you put the 0 at the base and measure up towards the tip. The ballz are included only if the penis itself is too small to register. But I never neglect the ballz.
@...Annarchy:
Well certainly they shouldn’t be neglected, but I wouldn’t consider them in the length of the penis. Has there ever been a man who’s balls went in with the shaft?
@...RSIxidor: Not for me. I consider myself very lucky to never have encountered a mini dick.
@...Annarchy:
I wasn’t meaning you specifically.
I just don’t see how it would be possible unless the balls are very tiny and the shaft isn’t very long, and even though it would only be partial, right?
Why is her tummy more tan than her hands? Creepy
@tiki: remember when it was a condom, and someone thought it was going the wrong way? like you could start at the correct measurement of your individual penis and roll it on to zero? buncha idiots round here.
@...Dyna-Mole:
This makes it even more reasonable. Maybe she got the idea from the condom?
@...RSIxidor: Not the balls in with the shaft, just include the balls in the measurement of the length of the shaft.
It was pretty obvious to me that it has to do with the waistline of the pants, and not a cock. The lower the pants, the hotter.
At least that’s how *I* saw it.
@...Shanghai_Factor: +10 Internets.
@...Annarchy: Measuring tape and rulers are portable and maneuverable. Her measurement tool(?) isn’t. It is much easier, considering the probable positions of both parties, to put the tip of the penis at her Zero and measuring downwards.
i know her but the ruler is too short
@Shanghai_Factor
but does that mean if i fuck her that the tip of my dick will freeze?? please advise.
@...Snow:
I believe this is correct.
@...outofocus: Definitely female. Nails could be from smoking or psoriasis.
@...Paul_Is_Drunk: Never? No I can’t say that.
@...nyokki: I have seen the error of my first thought (it might even be a thermometer), but I still think it’s backwards. It also looks suspiciously like a zipper when I unfocus my eyes, which is just ew. I think tattoos should be easily decipherable, just like personalized license plates.