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    DisplacedTexan

    strippers lie.

    pantsoffdanceoff

    If i was that guy I would at least hold out for a bitch with real tits

    Sticky

    “Now I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger…”

    deuce

    Guy looks like Danny Elfman after eating the rest of Oingo Boingo.

    Gouki4u

    WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!

    DisplacedTexan

    Gouki4u: Gouki4u: the odds are definately $1,000,000 to one.

    DisplacedTexan
    DisplacedTexan

    sonofabitch, thats what i get for getting drunk before i have to finish packing for an 18 hr flight…

    Sticky

    DisplacedTexan:
    Don’t feel bad. You made me lol if nothing else. 😀

    dieAntagonista

    Eugh. Humans can be so ugly. And no I’m not talking about the guy.

    nyoki

    I’d say she is one lucky lady.

    MrElzebub

    Hell, I’d be the love of his life.

    freakymescan

    DisplacedTexan: I think you mean “females lie”

    Vrik

    This picture again? They’re not together.

    Pants

    Habeeb it

    GorillaMunch

    I think he JIZZZED in his pants

    river

    why take so long time. if i have two days, i already divorce twice.

    dumbass

    Well how could you do it? No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man’s so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling. 😛

    river

    man!!!!! you have 181 million dollars. what can’t be done if you waving your cash

    RSIxidor

    GorillaMunch:
    I felt a cool breeze come in through the window . . .

    Sticky

    RSIxidor:
    It’s “Open my window and a breeze rolls in.” But I’m more disturbed by the fact that I know the song that well.

    RSIxidor

    Sticky:
    I am clearly inferior to you.

    “As I recall it was a horror film”

    My favorite line from that one.

    Luke Magnifico

    Wow!

    It’s good to know that there’s someone for everyone, and we can all find true love.

    THERE IS SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE AND WE CAN ALL FIND TRUE LOVE.

    Sticky

    LukeV1-5:
    LUKE WILL YOU BE MY TRUE LOVE?!?!?!?!??!?!11one

    Luke Magnifico

    Sticky: No.

    You are the one person for whom there is no one.

    LostOne

    This is why iron-clad prenups were invented.

    Better yet, don’t marry, just date her long term 😉

    deleted_user

    Marriage has tons of tax benefits…

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