strippers lie.
If i was that guy I would at least hold out for a bitch with real tits
“Now I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger…”
Guy looks like Danny Elfman after eating the rest of Oingo Boingo.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!
@...Gouki4u: @...Gouki4u: the odds are definately $1,000,000 to one.
(-)@...DisplacedTexan:
sonofabitch, thats what i get for getting drunk before i have to finish packing for an 18 hr flight…
@...DisplacedTexan: Don’t feel bad. You made me lol if nothing else. 😀
Eugh. Humans can be so ugly. And no I’m not talking about the guy.
I’d say she is one lucky lady.
Hell, I’d be the love of his life.
@...DisplacedTexan: I think you mean “females lie”
This picture again? They’re not together.
Habeeb it
I think he JIZZZED in his pants
why take so long time. if i have two days, i already divorce twice.
Well how could you do it? No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man’s so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling. 😛
man!!!!! you have 181 million dollars. what can’t be done if you waving your cash
@...GorillaMunch: I felt a cool breeze come in through the window . . .
@...RSIxidor: It’s “Open my window and a breeze rolls in.” But I’m more disturbed by the fact that I know the song that well.
@...Sticky: I am clearly inferior to you.
“As I recall it was a horror film”
My favorite line from that one.
Wow!
It’s good to know that there’s someone for everyone, and we can all find true love.
THERE IS SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE AND WE CAN ALL FIND TRUE LOVE.
@...LukeV1-5: LUKE WILL YOU BE MY TRUE LOVE?!?!?!?!??!?!11one
@...Sticky: No.
You are the one person for whom there is no one.
This is why iron-clad prenups were invented.
Better yet, don’t marry, just date her long term 😉
Marriage has tons of tax benefits…
strippers lie.
If i was that guy I would at least hold out for a bitch with real tits
“Now I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger…”
Guy looks like Danny Elfman after eating the rest of Oingo Boingo.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!
@...Gouki4u: @...Gouki4u: the odds are definately $1,000,000 to one.
(-)@...DisplacedTexan:
sonofabitch, thats what i get for getting drunk before i have to finish packing for an 18 hr flight…
@...DisplacedTexan:
Don’t feel bad. You made me lol if nothing else. 😀
Eugh. Humans can be so ugly. And no I’m not talking about the guy.
I’d say she is one lucky lady.
Hell, I’d be the love of his life.
@...DisplacedTexan: I think you mean “females lie”
This picture again? They’re not together.
Habeeb it
I think he JIZZZED in his pants
why take so long time. if i have two days, i already divorce twice.
Well how could you do it? No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man’s so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling. 😛
man!!!!! you have 181 million dollars. what can’t be done if you waving your cash
@...GorillaMunch:
I felt a cool breeze come in through the window . . .
@...RSIxidor:
It’s “Open my window and a breeze rolls in.” But I’m more disturbed by the fact that I know the song that well.
@...Sticky:
I am clearly inferior to you.
“As I recall it was a horror film”
My favorite line from that one.
Wow!
It’s good to know that there’s someone for everyone, and we can all find true love.
THERE IS SOMEONE FOR EVERYONE AND WE CAN ALL FIND TRUE LOVE.
@...LukeV1-5:
LUKE WILL YOU BE MY TRUE LOVE?!?!?!?!??!?!11one
@...Sticky: No.
You are the one person for whom there is no one.
This is why iron-clad prenups were invented.
Better yet, don’t marry, just date her long term 😉
Marriage has tons of tax benefits…