Nice hat.

When I was a kid it was common to practice diving and rolling under the garage door to simulate the “Indian Jones” experience. Of course we didn’t have the pussy IR sensor system, so there was an actual risk of getting caught in and injured by the garage door. Supposedly a few kids died this way – but garage doors are slow, so I write that off as “natural selection” doing its thing.

That’s when we weren’t being driven down bumpy roads and highways in the back of pickup trucks.

I wonder what the pampered, pussified children of today will tell their even more pussified kids…