Very stupid. It’s only certain SMALL sects of Christians that believe the Earth is ~4000 years old. The VAST majority have no trouble with the age scientists give.
This just proves the awesome power of our Lord and savior.
To give you the ability to see how eternal He really is.
What we conceive as millions and millions of years, is only a few days to Him!
Can’t you see how perfect He is. That He can watch us as if we were to watch flies. To be born, grow old and die.
He chooses to protect us. Instead of smiting us off the walls of the universe like simple insects.
Does it really fucking matter anymore?
I lol’d.
nice. I wish I could print that out on a banner
@...thelotuseater725: Apparently it does. *opens umbrella and seeks shelter*
That’s flippin funny!
so thats how it happened
Can’t wait to teach this to my biology class.
God, the ultimate absent father.
Very stupid. It’s only certain SMALL sects of Christians that believe the Earth is ~4000 years old. The VAST majority have no trouble with the age scientists give.
My favorite part is at the bottom about each vertical pixel in the timeline being over 2 million years. Puts last week into serious perspective …
wow yet another atheist post on MCS… non surprised.
Everyone becomes a bit dumber after reading this.
When did satire become dumb? Oh, when its dumb satire?
@...riverdaledragon:
Why should you be? There are a hefty number here.
@...riverdaledragon: wow is everything that doesn’t fit with christianity atheist?
This just proves the awesome power of our Lord and savior.
To give you the ability to see how eternal He really is.
What we conceive as millions and millions of years, is only a few days to Him!
Can’t you see how perfect He is. That He can watch us as if we were to watch flies. To be born, grow old and die.
He chooses to protect us. Instead of smiting us off the walls of the universe like simple insects.
You all should be grateful that He loves and cares for us sooo much.
Thats He sent His only begotten sun to die for us on the….
I can’t do it any more, I LOLED so hard!
@...riverdaledragon: We’ve been luring you out in to the open.