macgyver thats who.
Wash his ass with water?
Probably turn that bitch sideways and risk the burn.
Or…
realize he’s Richard Dean Anderson and that no amount of wiping will cure his shittiness.
He would phone The A-Team with a cup+string for TP.
come on, this post is bullshit…everyone knows that Macgyver uses the three seashells…
Duct tape his ass.
@...Dreth: LOL!!! @...Puulaahi: But what will he then do? He can’t rip it off :/… so it’ll have to stay on forever..
he would use the roll and make it into a rope and use the holder as a hook and somehow manage to fish one out the next stall .
Is he at home? Because then he’d yell “HONEY…?! Can you get me another roll of toilet paper?!” I mean, the guy’s gotta take a break from inventing sometime—this would be that time.
the roll can be separated into its component layers. Not pretty, but it gets the job done in a tight spot.
Now you know why he always had 1 spare sock in his jacket pocket….
Wash his ass with water?
Probably turn that bitch sideways and risk the burn.
Or…
realize he’s Richard Dean Anderson and that no amount of wiping will cure his shittiness.
He would phone The A-Team with a cup+string for TP.
come on, this post is bullshit…everyone knows that Macgyver uses the three seashells…
Duct tape his ass.
@...Dreth: LOL!!! @...Puulaahi: But what will he then do? He can’t rip it off :/… so it’ll have to stay on forever..
he would use the roll and make it into a rope and use the holder as a hook and somehow manage to fish one out the next stall .
Is he at home? Because then he’d yell “HONEY…?! Can you get me another roll of toilet paper?!” I mean, the guy’s gotta take a break from inventing sometime—this would be that time.
the roll can be separated into its component layers.
Not pretty, but it gets the job done in a tight spot.
Now you know why he always had 1 spare sock in his jacket pocket….