Kermit was at the end of his rope. If he didn’t do it, the mob would have done it. He’s in for 64 grand, and then there was Miss Piggy’s coke habit that led her to prostitution, and all the racism and discrimination against greens. Losing his job due to bad economy was the last straw. So he unlocked the bottom drawer in his desk, took out the gun, and bade this cruel world farewell.
BANG!
Then he woke up with a start, covered in sweat. He looked to his side, saw Miss Piggy sleeping soundly.
“It was all just a dream…” he croaked in the indifferent darkness. “Just a dream.”
first?
finally the frog does it!>
awful
@...Dyna-Mole: i think you mean awesome
We really need a standard “rape your childhood” tag.
I hate Green Peoples
Poor taste. The Muppets were always on the cool side of innocence. Seeing them drawn like this is unsettling.
Kermit was at the end of his rope. If he didn’t do it, the mob would have done it. He’s in for 64 grand, and then there was Miss Piggy’s coke habit that led her to prostitution, and all the racism and discrimination against greens. Losing his job due to bad economy was the last straw. So he unlocked the bottom drawer in his desk, took out the gun, and bade this cruel world farewell.
BANG!
Then he woke up with a start, covered in sweat. He looked to his side, saw Miss Piggy sleeping soundly.
“It was all just a dream…” he croaked in the indifferent darkness. “Just a dream.”
@...Silverwolf: where do you sell ure bookz
Poor Kermie!
I always imagined he die of suffocation between Miss Piggy’s thighs, the last words he’d ever hear being “Lick harder frog!”
Phail. Pink cotton candy should be coming out the other side.
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natedog: obviously no friends of yours ever shot themselves in the head.
me either.