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Carol’s sad story

Added on March 9th, 2009 by | Report Post
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just brings a tear to my eyes..



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    cwm

    Believe me, it stings aswell!!!

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    tiki god

    cwm:
    Personal experience? I’ve never actually had this happen to me, but I remember being at a party and a dude came out of his bedroom with a red eye. He had apparently shot himself with his own weapons 😉

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    token2k6

    did she fuck Hancock?

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    partizan

    ‘I’m all that and then some, short dark and handsome
    Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from ‘

    ~ Phife (ATCQ)

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    RSIxidor

    I thought that was for dolphins.

    Hmm, can only find distance (14 feet), but not speed.

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    Brushaway

    someone should change that picture to say “dolphin semen” instead then.

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    Rommel

    “The average speed of human male ejaculation is 28 miles per hour”

    www.alumni.berkeley.edu/calmag/200701/praxistick.asp

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    RSIxidor

    Rommel:
    Damn, dolphins must be like 100 or something then.

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    hvymetal86

    Perfect shirt to warn women about this. I bought one: www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/swallow-or-its-going-in-your-eye

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    Sticky

    token2k6:
    No, if she had done that then she’d be dead.

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    Gary Generic

    tiki god: Burns like soap and it’s red for a long time.

    Also, the average speed of semen emission is 11 mph, not over 20.

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    Gary Generic

    Rommel: Interesting. Read the link, but I saw a show on Discovery that cited 11 mph. Now who do believe?! My sex life is a lie!

    Still, it’s dangerous to eyes no matter what the speed is.

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    deleted_user

    Refer back to the lois and super man head post.

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    LeeHarveyOswald

    damn i wish i knew this carol she seems like someone i would like to get to know

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    rattybad

    RSIxidor: Dolphin bukkake = death.

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    Phyreblade

    I’m guessing it would probably suck to have that particular experience be the last thing she ever saw…

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    traptin85

    how the hell can you measure something like that?
    i guess high-speed camera and striped background like the mythbusters use.

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