Plot twist: The one on the left has the brain of a fish and will probably try to bite your dick off should you attempt to engage in fellatio. The one on the right has a human brain and is a wonderful conversationalist and nymphomaniac. Who do you pick now?
A. She can use those arms to go catch a tuna, then flop up on the beach and cook it for me. I’ve not encountered anything that would lead me to believe a mermaid needs to come up for air.
Plot twist: The one on the left has the brain of a fish and will probably try to bite your dick off should you attempt to engage in fellatio. The one on the right has a human brain and is a wonderful conversationalist and nymphomaniac. Who do you pick now?
oh shit, I like this twist, you’ve been stickied, congratulations!
A. She can use those arms to go catch a tuna, then flop up on the beach and cook it for me. I’ve not encountered anything that would lead me to believe a mermaid needs to come up for air.
I’ll take conversation and blowjobs over a brain-dead fuck-doll any day.
Also, what Soong said.
I’ll take titty-play, handjobs, and BJs from the top-half human. Who wants to bang a chick with a fish-torso anyway?