Jesus and his mother are dead, people. Cosmonauts found the spacepod with two human skeletons inside in high Earth orbit back in the early 70s in the Apollo/Soyuz days. The U.S. government and the Church have conspired to cover it up in the West, but this is widely known throughout the old Soviet Bloc.
@...ColombianMonkey: I don’t think so CM, If memory serves, his disciples *thought* he was a ghost, until he had them touch the nail wounds on his hands and feet to prove to them that he was actually there in flesh and blood…
So at best he was “Nightcrawler Zombie” Jesus, not “Ghost” Jesus… I wonder if he went “BAMF” every time he appeared or disappeared…
I’m on that other type of weird shit. I’m recently reading that Jesus was an ancient astronaut. Even though it falls into the sci-fi zone…I find it interesting.
He was a zombie, not a ghost.
Get your god damn facts straight.
@...LukeV1-5:
Ta-da.
What is this, Jebus theme day?
Who you going to call? Ghostbusters.
Don’t cross the streams.
You can taste the blasphemy, and I like it.
Jesus and his mother are dead, people. Cosmonauts found the spacepod with two human skeletons inside in high Earth orbit back in the early 70s in the Apollo/Soyuz days. The U.S. government and the Church have conspired to cover it up in the West, but this is widely known throughout the old Soviet Bloc.
Sir, What you had there is what we refer to as a Focused non-terminal repeating phantasm or a class five full roaming vapor; A real nasty one too!!
Win!
@...LukeV1-5: he did appear as a ghost also… you need some facts also 😛
ahahahahhaha, fucking awesome.
@...ColombianMonkey: That was a weather balloon/ light refracting off Jupiter/ swamp gas.
I have my facts.
@...ColombianMonkey: I don’t think so CM, If memory serves, his disciples *thought* he was a ghost, until he had them touch the nail wounds on his hands and feet to prove to them that he was actually there in flesh and blood…
So at best he was “Nightcrawler Zombie” Jesus, not “Ghost” Jesus… I wonder if he went “BAMF” every time he appeared or disappeared…
Yeah, jesus was a jewish zombie, so get Milla Jovovich to start doing her resident evil skills and kill him again
I’m on that other type of weird shit. I’m recently reading that Jesus was an ancient astronaut. Even though it falls into the sci-fi zone…I find it interesting.
repost:www.myconfinedspace.com/2006/07/17/who-you-gonna-call/