Why do you need this stuff? And why add glucose? If it’s for peeing tests where cheating atletes need clean urine, wouldn’t that cause problems? Isn’t it glucose you have a lot of in your pee if you got diabetes? “You’re drug free, but your dead from diabetes?”. Smart.
Makes me think about “We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest-quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose!” 10 points if you know where that’s from! 😉
Or, after thinking about what kind of pathogens are in urinary tracts, the glucose would also facilitate the growth of yeast. Either way, Boreal Labs is a major supplier to research institutions.
@...przxqgl:
I guarantee you that Boreal Laboratories, “the largest supplier of K-12 educational materials & kits” does not produce materials for passing drug tests. And if you tried to use it for passing a drug test, the glucose would be a dead giveaway, because healthy people don’t pee sugar. But what do I know? I only have a master’s degree in chemistry.
@flyingcat88
Monty Python’s Crunchy Frog sketch of course.
Why are the same people who made my middle school science kits making fake pee? It makes me think that some people had much more interesting experiments than I did.
With glucose! Excellent!
I can’t believe it’s not pee!!!
Now in half fat.
an idea to suppliment my income through these trying times comes to mind… I’m great at this
There are whole bottles of this tasty shit out by the side of the highway.
For guys who can’t scrape real pee together.
Where do you buy it?
Sound pretty good.
Why do you need this stuff? And why add glucose? If it’s for peeing tests where cheating atletes need clean urine, wouldn’t that cause problems? Isn’t it glucose you have a lot of in your pee if you got diabetes? “You’re drug free, but your dead from diabetes?”. Smart.
Makes me think about “We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest-quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose!” 10 points if you know where that’s from! 😉
Mm I love shooters!
This has to be for science.
It’s probably for studying urinary tract pathogens. The glucose is there so that the bacteria have something to eat.
Or, after thinking about what kind of pathogens are in urinary tracts, the glucose would also facilitate the growth of yeast. Either way, Boreal Labs is a major supplier to research institutions.
@The Matrix: Rebooted – it’s for passing drug tests.
@...przxqgl:
I guarantee you that Boreal Laboratories, “the largest supplier of K-12 educational materials & kits” does not produce materials for passing drug tests. And if you tried to use it for passing a drug test, the glucose would be a dead giveaway, because healthy people don’t pee sugar. But what do I know? I only have a master’s degree in chemistry.
@flyingcat88
Monty Python’s Crunchy Frog sketch of course.
Why are the same people who made my middle school science kits making fake pee? It makes me think that some people had much more interesting experiments than I did.
@...przxqgl: With that much glucose in your urine?
@...reboot: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kil1qe-eMog
OMFG THE PIKCHUR WONT CHAENGE
It’s used for calibrating drug testing devices.
@...flyingcat88: Gotta love Monty Python. Eh, Constable Clitoris?
@...reboot: I test my blood for sugar, but what do I test when I use Clinistix; sugar, ketones or both?
Silly people, it’s for giving fake golden showers. Sheesh…