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SHAMWOW!!!

YouTube link to commercial:

YOUR GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!!!!!



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    DublinO

    Real life Beavis

    RSIxidor

    But that’s a Shamwow. You don’t slap with that. Well, I guess you could.

    Marked Hoosier

    It picks up soda! SODA!!!

    Annarchy

    It’s the eyebrow of creepiness! And his mouth looks shopped.

    velador

    It’s made in Germany, and we all know the Germans always make good stuff.

    HoChunk

    ‘Cause we can’t keep this up all day.

    elzarcothepale

    seriously.
    the internet’s general indifference to the
    your/you’re issue makes me want to staple some scrotum.

    HoChunk
    camusapprentice

    Billy Mayes was on The Adam Corolla show on the radio yesterday. Apparently both the shamwow and the slap chop are direct rip offs of items that Billy was the pitchman for.

    Apparently also they were in the same box at the superbowl, and they got into a MASSIVE fight.

    Billy challenged him to a “pitch off” in Miami, it was GREAT.

    Kilamanjo

    elzarcothepale: …..but that was the correct usage.

    elzarcothepale

    “YOUR GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!!!!!”
    sorry for not specifying. . .
    blind rage and all

    Deleted_User

    wow. i loved his nuts.

    natedog

    camusapprentice: i posted a link to an audiovideo in the forums earlier

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg

    Kishi

    camusapprentice: I heard that, it was awesome. Especially since, about three minutes before that, I told my wife, “You know what this country needs? A celebrity feud between Billy Mays and the ShamWow guy.”

    Ben1605

    Anyone else reminded of the Scout from TF2?

    Dreth

    I don’t like 75% of the food displayed, or what it’s for, but god damnit I want to buy it.

    JWebster

    Vince Offer..

    www.imdb.com/title/tt0201290/
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_Comedy_Movie

    That is the movie he wrote and directed..

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    YOU’RE

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    Tyger42

    You know, at least this guy’s better than the Oxyclean guy.

    RSIxidor

    Tyger42:
    Notice Billy Mays has been mentioned several times in this thread.

    JWebster:
    After reading his plight at the hands of scientologists (NO! I will not capitilize THAT!), I like him quite a bit.

    Elepski

    Kill with fire!

    phantasm

    I’ve thought about getting this. lol.

    Tyger42

    RSIxidor: Good point. Anyone who’s taken a stand against those frauds gets respect from me no matter how annoying they may be.

    RSIxidor

    Tyger42:
    Not this does not require you to purchase his products.

    camusapprentice:
    Billy Mays claiming these are ripoffs of products he supported is ridiculous, seeing as both of these products have had various incarnations for quite a long time. Billy Mays might as well bitch at Pampered Chef and automobile stores everywhere if that’s how he feels.

    ieattime20

    Ben1605: I said it before and I’ll say it again: YES.

    FullofStars

    Is it just me, or does he remind you of an unfunny fire-marshal Bill?

    Moe

    Kishi: Contact MTV’s Celeberty Deathmatch..

    nyoki

    His fight w/ scientology.

    www.internet-d.com/?p=1354

    Magnus369

    “Vince | 21/01/09 at 4:37 pm Reply to this comment

    You’re gonna love my nuts”

    I swear this gets even funnier when you imagine eyebrows up there trying to use it as a pick up line.

    OntologicalShock
    Annarchy

    camusapprentice:
    I would pay to see Vince kick Billy’s ass!

    Phyreblade

    Ben1605:

    That guy is *TOTALLY* the TF2 Scout…

    deleted_user

    This guy looks like a dinosaur costume was painted my makeup artists.

    deleted_user

    by* makeup artists

    deleted_user

    dinosaur mask*

    hvymetal86

    He hates scientology, therefore, no matter how goofy or stupid or annoying he may be… he is made of win.

    CttrCallie

    His face has potential to give nightmares to children.

    ixiunidotixi

    you can find that at any auto store, its a normal car shammy, we have the same ones at work this guys a joke. SHAMWOW, fuckin idiot

    ixiunidotixi

    Original Shammy Cloths form Germany.

    www.shammysolutions.com/site/1618064/product/100-01

    Not some cheap creepy guy knock off. They do work great, dont get me wrong. Dont buy this creeps Shamwow buy a real Shammy Cloth.

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