Yea he is at the Texas Renaissance Festival every weekend. We talked to him one year and his costume cost him like $2000, but apparently he gets all the Ren Fest ladies.
If a $2k costume helps a fat guy get laid, I can’t really laugh at him. I’ve seen guys spend more money on computers and crap that would eventually prevent them from getting laid.
Mmm, “ye olde” Funnel Cakes! Don’t forget your “ye olde” Double mocha skinny Latte and your “ye olde” fruit smoothie. Ahh, yes all the goodies of the future in the medieval past.
CENTAUR-SKYNYRD!!!!
look! it’s dieAntagonista as a child laughing at dude’s awesome braid
This is from the Texas Renaissance Festival isn’t it? I see this guy all the time when I’m there.
Yea he is at the Texas Renaissance Festival every weekend. We talked to him one year and his costume cost him like $2000, but apparently he gets all the Ren Fest ladies.
Now that’s a cool cos-costume!
Sagittarius FTW
@...chupathingy: I bet he gets them all from behind, with his centaur-cock.
If he spend $2K on that costume… He failed.
Let’s hope fatty didn’t have any beans for lunch, or his costume-partner’s gonna experience one HELL of a Turkish Steambath.
More like “cen-tard” if you ask me.
Check the left hand, he’s SINGLE ladies!
(if you actually had to check the left hand, FAIL)
What does it look like when he walks?
If a $2k costume helps a fat guy get laid, I can’t really laugh at him. I’ve seen guys spend more money on computers and crap that would eventually prevent them from getting laid.
@...HoChunk:
I don’t think he has a partner. The legs would be bent or something. Probably just wheels back there.
Remember to allways sit in the German section .. . they win (don’t understand? i dont care)
If you piss him off he’ll beat you up with his beer belly.
@...nyokki: The back legs are just wheels so must the time he just stands there. It looks too fake when he walks.
@...chupathingy: It looks kind of fake with him just standing there, too.
@...RSIxidor: @...chupathingy: That’s just lame…
Mmm, “ye olde” Funnel Cakes! Don’t forget your “ye olde” Double mocha skinny Latte and your “ye olde” fruit smoothie. Ahh, yes all the goodies of the future in the medieval past.
dont forget ye olde fajitas
@natedog: not nearly as portable as ye olde walking taco
Has anyone seen the movie Role Models? There is a guy just like our centaur friend above there, hilarity did ensue.
Damned kolkars are everywhere. Whats next, Murlocs at WalMart?
Yeah this guy is still there. To be honest this guy gets +5 internets compared to some of the losers who dress up there.
He must get a lot of tail at Ren-fest.
Good, I’m not the only one who saw this photo, and went… “Renfest!” The Flaming Idiots, Dead Bob, the Joust…
I love this place.
I love renfaires. I’ve heard they have some really good ones in California. My fave so far is the one in Tuxedo, NY.
To bad Texas is the biggest and the Best!