Shit man, I’d call the fucking military, get the seals in there, throw a flash bang, aprehend the Clock Spider, take him in for interrogation, and maybe hit him once or twice, depending on the situation, maybe even get a scorpion to rape him?
Actually I’d say that is a huntsman spider, not a wolf spider – wolf spiders dont get all that big. We have the huntsman guys here in VA, I occasionally find them in the house. They arent poisonous or anything, so it isnt too big a deal. You really need to catch them in a box and let them go though, because squishing them is disgusting (since they are so big there are lots of guts!)
Sublyme (#242)
17 years ago
Ah, damn… I was kinda close. Didn’t think the Wikipedia picture looked exactly right…
That there is the biggest fucking huntsman I have ever seen in my whole life, and I’ve seen a few.
You can always pick a huntsman because of their weird backwards-slung legs, perfect for going very flat and hiding under tree bark.
Generally not aggressive, and not particularly venemous, but a bite from a spider that size is going to hurt like hell, just because of the size of the fangs.
wow thats crazy. what country is that? need to stay the hell away from it.
altho the strangest thing is that screw, wtf is it doing at the side of the clock instead of at the top? O_o
Yeah ummm i’d hose that thing with my airsoft gun a distance of 20 feet being kept at all times…
That’d be in America, because that’s just a wolf spider. They’re not too poisonous but can cause ALOT of pain at the bite site.
🙁 I Hate clock spider. Why didn’t you just post lime cat?
=) Clock Spider is fun to play with.
CLOCK SPIDAH SO FRIENDLEE.
SO CUTE AND HAIREE.
o_o; If Clock Spider was miniscule, you can be sure I’d squish hims head right open. =(
Shit man, I’d call the fucking military, get the seals in there, throw a flash bang, aprehend the Clock Spider, take him in for interrogation, and maybe hit him once or twice, depending on the situation, maybe even get a scorpion to rape him?
And Brushaway, maybe Clock Spider moved, and the screw is really at the top of the clock?
Actually I’d say that is a huntsman spider, not a wolf spider – wolf spiders dont get all that big. We have the huntsman guys here in VA, I occasionally find them in the house. They arent poisonous or anything, so it isnt too big a deal. You really need to catch them in a box and let them go though, because squishing them is disgusting (since they are so big there are lots of guts!)
Ah, damn… I was kinda close. Didn’t think the Wikipedia picture looked exactly right…
Spiders always creep me the fuck out.
That there is the biggest fucking huntsman I have ever seen in my whole life, and I’ve seen a few.
You can always pick a huntsman because of their weird backwards-slung legs, perfect for going very flat and hiding under tree bark.
Generally not aggressive, and not particularly venemous, but a bite from a spider that size is going to hurt like hell, just because of the size of the fangs.
Jesus Christ, that’s a big spider…
OLD SPIDER IS OOOOOOOOOOOOLD
Doesn’t look like a cock!