Ah. This is the menu at Burgerslut Restuarant, Boris Trajkovski, Skopje 1000, North Macedonia. From the top, clockwise, because hey that Slavic language is tough as a tourtist so you can point to a number:

1: Cornsnakes on you Cornhole: A plate of basghetti with meatballs sitting on an open brioche bun, drizzled with horseradish and served with a tall glass of lemonade. 388???

2: Electric Eels lady with beer bater fries: Calamari or maybe eel on a bed of lettuce and chips, freshly-squeezed lemon and tartare sauce in a mound on top. 554???

3: Caeser salad: The classic recipe, served with an egg, bacon, shaved parmesan, aoeli, baby beetroot and extra cos 543??? anchovies 33??? extra 355??? extra again to stop it crying.

4: Pantherman Beef Burger: Six gristly patties served with onions that you can really bigtime hearty claw your way out of 355???

5: Seafood Basket Case: A whole baby deep fried to perfection. [the word “corgi” is added into most copeis in marker pen though the owner missed a couple]. do point it out if you get one, he’s had a lot of trouble over that. 644???

6: Hun- Gree Invader Zimp Ribs and maybe some other cuts on a huge tray 500??? cooking 55??? extra. Just kidding, fuck off, we don;t have a deep fryer big enough and besides are you a pussy or something?!

The English isnt great, and the prices a bit much, but the waiters dressed in revealing coleslaw-fabric bodysuits is worth it. The food? Dunno, looks more authentic than Outback Steakhouse, at least.

Facebook displays the kiddies menu, you have to go to some far-flung corners of the internet to find the real thing.

mMM MM, right?