As a Jew Yorker, I’m dying to move to Florida. I’ve been there three times in the last three months, and going there again to tailgate for the Steelers.
I live in South Florida and I don’t think I could hate it any more. I don’t know of any official statistics, but I’d say 30% of the people don’t even have driver’s licenses, and judging by the crazy stunts they pull in their cars, I’d say that same 30% are out of their fucking minds. I know for a FACT that my county has the highest insurance rates in the country for State Farm, because something like 50% of drivers don’t have insurance. I’d bet a large sum of money that at least 20% of the people don’t speak a WORD of English, and the ones that do won’t admit it. I call this place “little Cuba.”
Will the last American leaving Miami please bring the flag.
…the limp dick of America.
I call shenanigans. I can’t see a giant windsurfer from my house at all >:|
Containing the limp dicks of America. Ya, I went there.
j/k =)
Not Shown: rednecks, swamps, horrible weather, cranky old people, constant election issues…
Florida Sucks!
ugh. i hate this state. im going to school here, and cant wait to leave.
@...Puulaahi:
not to mention shitty drivers and cranky cops.
‘mericas dong
canada is the hat
mexico is the pants
and with the amount of jews in florida, it is america’s circumcised dick
As a Jew Yorker, I’m dying to move to Florida. I’ve been there three times in the last three months, and going there again to tailgate for the Steelers.
Fuuuck you, California’s sunnier.
I fucking hate it here in flrida. Only good thing to ever happen here was meeting my fiance….
@...Seth_Dracovitch:
Funny, I would have said this at one time.
Now I can say that I met my ex-wife in Florida.
Odds are that you will be saying this with me by 5 years after your scheduled wedding (I am a regular ray of sunshine – no?).
Anyhow – when a mega-sinkhole swallows the whole state – I will be the one shouting “yeah, baby, suck that shit down” and pumping my fist in the air.
I live in South Florida and I don’t think I could hate it any more. I don’t know of any official statistics, but I’d say 30% of the people don’t even have driver’s licenses, and judging by the crazy stunts they pull in their cars, I’d say that same 30% are out of their fucking minds. I know for a FACT that my county has the highest insurance rates in the country for State Farm, because something like 50% of drivers don’t have insurance. I’d bet a large sum of money that at least 20% of the people don’t speak a WORD of English, and the ones that do won’t admit it. I call this place “little Cuba.”
Will the last American leaving Miami please bring the flag.
@Shanghai_Factor – 80% of the people surveyed think you’re WAY to preoccupied with numbers.
@...macio: too*
Didn’t you know? 72.9% of statistics are made up on the spot! Also, 5 out of 3 people are dyslexic.
@...Shanghai_Factor:
and 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions!
The Sunshine State. That’s why I’ve got to take Vitamin D pills now. Yuch.
And the after picture has 3 hurricanes coming its way.