Willie the Wimp was buried today,
They laid him to rest in a special way.
Sent him off in the finest style
That casket-mobile really drove ’em wild
Southside Chicago will think of him often
Talkin’ ’bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin,
Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
That casket, it looked like a fine Seville
He had a vanity license and a Cadillac grille
Willie was propped up in the driver’s seat
He had diamonds on his fingers and a smile sweet
Fine red suit had the whole town talkin’
Talkin’ ’bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Oh, Cadillac to Heaven he was wavin’ the banner
He left like he lived, in a lively manner
With a-hundred dollar bills in his fingers tight
He had flowers for wheels and a-flashin’ headlights
He been wishin’ for wings, no way he was walkin’
Talkin’ ’bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Yeah, Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
this makes my soul cry a little. loooooove how there’s a cop or security guard or whatevs near the casket.
Willy, we hardly knew you.
Here lies
“A Pimped Named Slickback”
Blessed be all whom he struck down.
Is it just perspective or is that coffin really small? I realize he’s sitting up but it still seems rather short.
His legs were misplaced from a rock-crusher accident, so to save on costs they used a children’s coffin.
*pours out a lil liquor*
But will it take off?
Lol, only if that were a real coffin and real dead guy sitting in there, that would be hilarious.
-1 point for bad anti-pimping demonstration by 5-0
pimp or not, what the hell is an ass coffin?
Totally says wimp on it you guise.
Looks kinda like cake.
Its not “Pimp”, its “Entrepreneur”
yo dawg, i heard you were dead so we put a coffin inside yo car so you can drive while you’re dead.
@...gregsauce: potential.
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does nobody notice? there is a police/sheriff officer next to the dead guy. funeral in jail?
Funeral in a jail?
Jail in a funeral?
Funeral in a funeral?
Jail in a jail?
Who knows?
“Willie the Wimp”
Willie the Wimp was buried today,
They laid him to rest in a special way.
Sent him off in the finest style
That casket-mobile really drove ’em wild
Southside Chicago will think of him often
Talkin’ ’bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin,
Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
That casket, it looked like a fine Seville
He had a vanity license and a Cadillac grille
Willie was propped up in the driver’s seat
He had diamonds on his fingers and a smile sweet
Fine red suit had the whole town talkin’
Talkin’ ’bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Oh, Cadillac to Heaven he was wavin’ the banner
He left like he lived, in a lively manner
With a-hundred dollar bills in his fingers tight
He had flowers for wheels and a-flashin’ headlights
He been wishin’ for wings, no way he was walkin’
Talkin’ ’bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
Yeah, Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin
He really should have sprung for the 22″ gold spinners…