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That’s no way to cook a penguin.
First, ya got to skin it, otherwise it toughens right up.
Second, NEVER USE A SPIT.
The blubber grease is going to run right off it.
You need to gut it, quarter it, and fry it in its own juices.
I would have fallen for this picture if it wasn’t for one thing. There are no Penguins at the North Pole! Ha, try and fool me, will you internet?
@...LukeV1-5: Sometimes, you scare me. Why do I get the feeling you have done this before.
@...dieAntagonista: Because I have the innate ability to sound like I know about stuff.
@...LukeV1-5: Hey it’s fine. You’re like me. I have a degree in Wikipedia. I can make people think I’m twice their age if I want.
@...dieAntagonista: so now i know
I took this photo.
I I was hunting with the lads and we caught a penguin. we decided to make a day of it.
God those were they days.
@Luke Magnifico : Dude. toughness don’t matter much when you have a few hundred pounds of jaw strength. Plus the flavour is amazing.
Yes. I ama polar bear.
@...dieAntagonista: so you admit it, old crone. Be welcome to twice my age @...Putridity: BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa yeah. you will fit right in here with the rest of the insanity.
@...ColombianMonkey: Ssssh.
@...SumoSnipe: EY. Another one who calls me old. Is this a bloody trend now or what. I’M FUCKING BRILLIANT DON’T YOU PEOPLE GET THAT.
@...(UID#2287)
@...dieAntagonista: You may be brilliant but Dinosaurs are cooler than you.
@...Putridity: Dinosaurs? You mean the ones that have died out? I beg to differ. Even Gwen Stefani said she couldn’t doubt me.
You are basing your defence against the undeniable awesomeness of dinosaurs on Gwen stefani’s statement of your own awesomeness?
Sorry ma’am. Sam Neil says dinosaurs are awesomer than Gwen Stefani and Sam Neil knows alots about dinosaurs.
You can’t win. Sam Neil vs Gwen Stefani. Sam always wins. He has a pet Tricerotops which he rides into battle. AND he eats red meat and knows lots about the universe too.
😀
@...Putridity:
Ma’am? I’m only 19.
Well then, sir. You’re comparing me to an entirely different race. I’m a homo sapiens, which translates to wise human.
My kind is the only one on this planet that can think on its own. The only one that can worry about other things than what to eat, where to sleep and who to rape.
I have read more books than your average 30 year old, I speak 4 languages, I write sweet poetry, I blew up a moped once and I know more digits of Pi than Sam Neil and his tricerotops combined.
Also, I can make the best apple strudel in the entire world.
By the time I’m 30 I’ll be an ambassador. The world is already mine.
@dieAntagonista:
Although the list above is more than startlingly impressive, I still must impress that dinosaurs are cooler than you.
“How can that be?” I hear you ask.
Well. Do you have horns? No. Do you have scales? No. Can you breathe fire? No… Neither can dinosaurs but they look like they should…
can you fly? No. Does you name have a suffix “rex”? No.
Now obviously I have never seen you in person, for all I know YOU could be a dinosaur yourself which would make this a moot point. But on the basis that you are human with human bits and abilities, I have one final point to make.
Jesus was a raptor.
Also Sam Neil says they are Awesomeness embodied.
😀
@...dieAntagonista:(with sarcasm hand way up high) Ahem. There you young pups go again, thinking you sapiens are the only thinkers in the homo erectus family. We Neandertals would have drowned your prissy Cro Mag grandparents if we had known what ungrateful, arrogant brats you would become…..heh. We had this goatrope about age before lass. As for best apple strudel? Big claim. Will have to sample to verify. Although I will take Sylvanish word on how good your strudel tastes.
@...Putridity: But Sam Neil also says not to cuss so much……so that puts a damper on the rest of his asayings.
@SumoSnipe: We all have vices. Not swearing is one of his. But he makes up for that in his advocation of red meat to the masses of vegetarians out there.
😀
@dieAntagonista- just to butt into your nonsense contest, but Homo sapiens does not mean wise human, that would be recursive. It means wise person. Whether person and human are synonyms, I will differ to your native language and personal beliefs, but if Putridity’s dinosaurs can show up in a necktie, shake hands, and give me his business card, I’ll give him personhood status in my own mind.
OMG!
Business cards = person status…
Oh dear. I don’t have business cards. Am I not a person?
@...Putridity: You have a printer? Then get busy on that status symbol…..
lol. Doing it now. Occupation: professional Dinosaur tamer.
😀
@...WistfulD: One of the languages I can speak is Latin. Are you still sure about what you just claimed?
@...Putridity:
So you think dinosaurs are so cool because they look like they can do things they can’t actually do?
Seriously?
And whoa, what’s going on. Do you think I’m a creationist or something? Is that why you brought all of this up?
And my name is way cooler. My first name means illusion. Illusion like the one you’re having about dinosaurs being cooler than mammals.
For clarification: Dinosaurs are cooler than me too. Also cooler than caitlyn.
(Reason for this: Caitlyn (one of my friends) wanted another of my friends (her housemate) to come to a gig with her (Band was CLINT FLICK) but Jurassic park was on tv. it culminated in him shouting at her “Dinosaurs are cooler than you Caitlyn!”
Then for Christmas, Caitlyn’s boyfriend had a shirt made for her housemate that said: “Dinosaurs are cooler than caitlyn.”
By far the coolest thing I have ever seen.
@dieAntagonista:
This has nothing to do with creationism. Disonsaurs would be cooler than you no matter what belief structure you followed.
You name meaning illusion is cool but still does not have the suffix “rex”.
And dinosaurs are cool not only because they look like they can do things they can’t but partially because they can do things they don’t look like they could do, like tapdancing, but mainly because a statement that dinosaurs are cooler than someone is by far the most defendable because deep down everyone knows that they are cooler than EVERYTHING!
they are even cooler than Sam Neil!
😀
@...Putridity: I have to say, you just lost all your credibility.
@...dieAntagonista: Only kind on this planet than can think on it’s own? I beg to differ. My kind can do that as well. Very well, I might add.
And I’ll bet my Mongolian Beef leaves your Apple Strudel sobbing in the corner like a an abandoned little baby…
@...Putridity: It sounded like you thought you were making fun of me because you assumed I don’t believe in evolution.
And I know my name doesn’t have rex in it, I just compared it.
If dinosaurs were really that cool, you wouldn’t have to defend them like that. You’d just have to say, DINOSAURS, and I would have to bow before the coolness the name alone would spread amongst us.
Sam Neil can suck it.
@...Phyreblade: Haha, what? When I said only kind, I meant as in humans. Humans are my kind, get it? Unless you consider yourself to be some sort of alien. In that case I would say, pics or it didn’t happen.
Well we can have the ultimate cooking death match sometime if you insist. Though I must warn you, the last time I did that, my opponent was rushed into the ER with a spatula rammed through his thigh.
@dieAntagonista: Noooo. No underhanded sleight at being a creationist or anything of the sort. My statement never go that deep… Ever. And I know your name doesn’t have a rex in it but that response was the best I could do under the assault of your logic.
But they still are that cool.
for future reference: I don’t insult people. Anything I say should only be taken as playful/idiotic/insane.
😀
@...Putridity:
I see. I didn’t think it was insulting, just a different kind of.. comedy. Never mind. Hey, I’m also insane. I hear ya.
@dieAntagonista & SumoSnipe: Insanity FTW!
@dieAntagonista: “My kind is the only one on this planet that can think on its ownâ€
We members of the opposable thumb challenged Dolphin community disagree!
@Putridity:
Let’s not forget that Sam Neil is also the anti-Christ… which puts a really gnarly spin on the raptor-Jesus thing.
@...Putridity: I read your last statement and am greatly pleased.
Well dieA? Let the Games begin.Stone Chef Sumo will throw down with Mead Marinaded Grilled Chicken and Green Chile Stew.
@...SumoSnipe: BRING IT
@SumoSnipe & DieAntagonista: I will cook Mi goreng. Packet variety.
Beware!
@...dieAntagonista: “with a bottle of sake and the Spatula proof pants, SumoSnipe set forth to cook against dieAntagonista”
@...Putridity: @...Phyreblade: Hmmm.against the two of you I shall have to deploy……Bacon Wrapped Brussel Sprouts of Garlic Doom.
@SumoSnipe: And I will defend with:
French omelette with French toast and home made hallandaise sauce.
@...dieAntagonista:
A spatula in his thigh? Wat? Were you cooking or practicing your gungfu in the kitchen?
@...SumoSnipe:
NOOOOOO! Not the BACON WRAPPED BRUSSEL SPROUTS OF GARLIC DOOM!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!
Nooooo…. teh bacon… *sob* It’s always teh bacon that pwns me…
@...dieAntagonista:
Whoa i am older than you? Well only by one year i suppose. I thought you were at least 2 years older than me. Hmm well i guess that puts me at an advantage…of some sort…
@...thelotuseater725:
Wow. I take that as a compliment. Like every other young person I enjoy hearing that I seem older than I actually am. And I too thought you were almost 30 or something. Not because of how you look though, but everything else I knew about you.
Advantage, hm? Don’t be too sure about that mister.
I love MCS. An argument over ones social standing turn immediately into an episode of Ready Steady Cook.
heh.
BTW dieA, I am only 21 and have no future prospects so although dinosaurs may be cooler than you, you are probably cooler than me. But it’s ok. Sam Neil has got my back.
Aint that right Sam Neil?
Sock puppet of Sam neil: “That’s right Putri!”
@...Putridity:
Now you made me feel bad. No future prospects? Nobody has future prospects. Who can guarantee that they will even wake up the next morning.
I’m not cooler than you. I wish I was Australian. And I wish I had tattoos or a girlfriend with a Mohawk. If I was gay that is. Or even if I wasn’t.
I know nothing is cooler than dinosaurs. I just insisted on being cooler because you pointed it out.
I even asked my Irish friend who is a genius about it:
dieAntagonista (04:18:23): am I cooler than dinosaurs?
taoctehwodnerdgo (04:19:58): nothing’s cooler than dinosaurs
dieAntagonista (04:21:24): ):
taoctehwodnerdgo (04:46:53): sorry honeybunch
See?
I’d like to help judge the cook-off. No spitted penguins, please.
@dieAntagonista: Lol. It took me about 4 minutes to realise how you knew about the tattoos and girlfriend. Was a bit weirded out.
And I can guarantee I will wake up tomorrow morning. If murphy’s law applies, I will wake up because I have work tomorrow. Now on Saturday I won’t wake up because it is one of the few days where I don’t work.
As for future prospects, I was referring to ambitions. I am a happily ambitionless person.
argh. Now it is time to get back to work. *shoots self*
😀
@...Putridity: Haha oh yea, sorry. Well when I reply to someone on here and they have a link in their name, I usually click on it. That’s what it’s meant for right :p
And, oh.my.god. Do you know how much cooler you just got? You know Dr. Joseph Murphy! At least you mentioned his laws. I’m a huge fan. I know probably only 3 people who know this fine man.
And I see. Well that’s fine, but what I said about no future prospects is still valid. And for your information, I’m only a ‘lame’ waitress as of now. Haha. Good things take time.
@...dieAntagonista: Haha. Bloody Murphy. I like his work. But I still want to travel back in time to kill him. I am in a predicament because I wan’t to kill him but then I would have noone to blame for failed attempts at things.
Life is tough. WAAAAAH.
Also, nothing wrong with waiter/watress, I used to be one at a caberet restaurant and I loved it.
@...Putridity: Haha nice. But me thinks you’re not using his laws correctly. They’re supposed to help you not worry, because worrying doesn’t do any good in the end. (:
And thanks, I do love my job just most people think it’s lame.
You’re good in my book.
@...dieAntagonista: Lol. This after claiming dinosaurs to be cooler than you. Oh by the way, Do you sleep? What time is it where you are?
@...Putridity: Ahaha. It’s 30 minutes past midnight in Austr(al)ia. How’d you know I never sleep? I’m sitting here sipping on over-priced soy latte, while working on an essay for school and commenting on various websites. SLEEP, WHAT IS THAT. I know only caffeine and oxygen, is what keeps me alive.
10:47 am here. I am at work with a hangover and putting callers on hold to post on MCS. I wish I got more sleep but alcohol is my nemesis.
Neat. Putting callers on hold is what I do in my free time. Alcohol is your nemesis? That alone is enough for me to consider you a friend. I was gonna get drunk today for no reason whatsoever but I didn’t have enough time so that will have to wait until later.
@...dieAntagonista: Later? Isn’t it midnight there? Oh right, No sleep. Gotcha. The only reason I was up for work is I thought ahead and pulled down my curtains so the sun hit my face at dawn. Now THAT sucked!
You remind me of myself. You go man. That’s all I gotta say.
@...dieAntagonista: *raises glass*
@...Putridity: @...dieAntagonista: and while you two were at it, Phyrebalde and I walked off with the Spitted Penguin trophy….
@...SumoSnipe: Goddammit.
Now I am hungry.
…youth is wasted on the young.
@...Putridity: Mmm… penguin is tasty. Tastes like chicken. Wait… *takes another bite*… Hrmmmnph… No, no it doesn’t…
Robots don’t know what tasty wheat tastes like.
That’s why chickens taste like penguins!
Chickens taste like penguins?! Where’s Neo when you need him.