The REAL threat to Americans.
Propaganda is cheating on you.
I am soooooo screwed.
Second hand smoke hasn’t been proven… and why say that and then say… smoking related? doesn’t really make a whole lot of sense. But I get the point.
Let’s see my chances for these…
Terrorism: Pfft, like my life could really be that exciting.
Homicide: Not going to happen as long as I live where I currently live.
Drunk driving: Only if someone else is drunk…
Lack of health care: Hopefully I won’t need health care…
Obesity: More unlikely than terrorism.
Suicide: Too squeamish. -_-
Second hand smoke: So easily avoidable; it’d be stupid to die from this.
Medical mistakes: Can’t see myself ever getting surgery or taking many pills.
Diabetes: Nope.
Cancer: Maybe. Argh. I’ll drink more green tea.
Smoking related: Only from being suffocating in a burning building.
Heart disease: Nah, I eat oatmeal everyday.
Bitchez don’t know ’bout my balanced diets and healthy life habits.
*diet
@...yawn: *yawn* what were u syaing ? sorry i was falling asleep.
@...ColombianMonkey: I was saying how great it would be if shoes has socks built into them.
Essentially, you’re saying that your life is dull and empty.
Also, sock shoes would be awesome.
That’s not fair because some of those things collide. Like what if an Obese person commits suicide because they’re so fat?
Or what if they were fat enough to have sentient life in the blubber, does that count as homicide?
They forgot gay marriage — number of people killed 2001-2005: 0.
@...warren: yeah, we definitely need to up those numbers
gays are popping up everywhere like weeds and its about time we did some gardening
Propaganda is cheating on you.
I am soooooo screwed.
Second hand smoke hasn’t been proven… and why say that and then say… smoking related? doesn’t really make a whole lot of sense. But I get the point.
Let’s see my chances for these…
Terrorism: Pfft, like my life could really be that exciting.
Homicide: Not going to happen as long as I live where I currently live.
Drunk driving: Only if someone else is drunk…
Lack of health care: Hopefully I won’t need health care…
Obesity: More unlikely than terrorism.
Suicide: Too squeamish. -_-
Second hand smoke: So easily avoidable; it’d be stupid to die from this.
Medical mistakes: Can’t see myself ever getting surgery or taking many pills.
Diabetes: Nope.
Cancer: Maybe. Argh. I’ll drink more green tea.
Smoking related: Only from being suffocating in a burning building.
Heart disease: Nah, I eat oatmeal everyday.
Bitchez don’t know ’bout my balanced diets and healthy life habits.
*diet
@...yawn: *yawn* what were u syaing ? sorry i was falling asleep.
@...ColombianMonkey: I was saying how great it would be if shoes has socks built into them.
Essentially, you’re saying that your life is dull and empty.
Also, sock shoes would be awesome.
That’s not fair because some of those things collide. Like what if an Obese person commits suicide because they’re so fat?
Or what if they were fat enough to have sentient life in the blubber, does that count as homicide?
They forgot gay marriage — number of people killed 2001-2005: 0.
@...warren:
yeah, we definitely need to up those numbers
gays are popping up everywhere like weeds and its about time we did some gardening