So why not blame the McCain and the GOP for choosing someone like her in the first place? They did have a say in it. She’s more like a bullet they shot through their own foot.
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why I’m even posting this, but I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to moose hunting school in Wasilla. We went out to a Eskimo club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “You know, I’m the one with the special needs child that I just thank Jesus for every day and also I’m the one running with the guy for that office which is where the President is in Washington and really power is fungible so you see my executive experience and things of that nature of running a town and being governor and other similar things in places like that are why I’m running for the thing we were talking about earlier and I just feel so blessed by Jesus to have this opportunity and did I mention my precious gift from god my little retarded baby and my other children Bandage, Croupier, Slingbox, Pants, and Gubbins who are also gifts from god and things of that nature and such forth and so on…” And was I was like, “Jesus Fucking Christ, don’t you ever shut your mouth you stupid cunt?” And she laughed and started flapping her jaw again. So I ended up going her some roofies and dragging her out to the alley, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was because I tuned her out while she was babbling, until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
Do I really have to listen to people bitch about the election’s outcome until 2012? McCain lost in a democratic election, the very same election you preach the sanctity of when people claim it’s not worth it to vote – just let it go, already. You had Bush for eight freaking years, man, and he didn’t even technically WIN. Take a break, have a sandwich, we’ll see you in four years.
Not one single comment in this thread has lobbied for McCain or against Obama.
And yeah. Bush did win. Twice. Just because he didn’t win the popular vote the second time don’t mean shit. We don’t select a President by popular vote. We use the Electorial College. The popular vote is only counted to make dumbasses feel better about voting, and to give electorial delegates an idea who their constituants like best.
Don’t get pissed at me. I didn’t invent this fucked up system.
I’m not pissed at anyone and I’m not trying to “troll” anything, I didn’t expect anybody to take that as a provocation to being insulted.
Just because something isn’t blatantly labeled for or against something doesn’t mean you can’t read into the undertone;
For instance: What’s the point of saying “Single-handedly destroyed the Republican Party and John McCain.” unless you’re just a tad bitter about it and pointing the blame towards something? What’s the point in pointing out what her presence should have dropped them to 4% and they still managed 40% unless you’re rallying acknowledgment of their campaign’s strengths juxtaposed against what you see are their disadvantages? All I’m saying is that I’m bored with the focus being so harshly on the past. It’s boring.
And the popular vote has everything to do with the Electoral College, not about dumbasses feeling better. Each state gets to choose how their electors’ votes are cast. Forty-nine states (counting DC) have a popular vote winner-takes-all policy on the electoral voters – there’s a point to it.
@...TrayShadix:
“For instance: What’s the point of saying “Single-handedly destroyed the Republican Party and John McCain.†unless you’re just a tad bitter about it and pointing the blame towards something? What’s the point in pointing out what her presence should have dropped them to 4% and they still managed 40% unless you’re rallying acknowledgment of their campaign’s strengths juxtaposed against what you see are their disadvantages?”
How about because it’s a picture of Sarah Palin and that’s how she became so recognizable.
It’s a possibility that it had nothing to do with a chip on anyone’s shoulder, but under pictures of Batman I don’t see lists of why we know it’s Batman. I apologize if you took it that I was trying to instigate anything, I was just expressing my boredom with political Monday-morning quarterbacking on forums.
But she WAS a vice-presidential candidate. That wasn’t faked. She WAS. That says it ALL about how retarded and stupid millions of Americans are. And scares the hell out of me. What next? A god damned MORMON as president?
Gah! Kill it with Fire!
Can’t wait to see the porno they based off of her.
she looks like an elf
Her p&ssy is so hot!
(Damn, now where did I put that animated gif?)
@...frogurtx:
you must send me a copy of that movie
Single-handedly destroyed the Republican Party and John McCain.
AlecDalek: your hyperbole is inaccurate
Dyna-Mole: I think Bush helped some, but you have to admit she did plenty of damage that possibly could of cost them the election.
So why not blame the McCain and the GOP for choosing someone like her in the first place? They did have a say in it. She’s more like a bullet they shot through their own foot.
Worst possible nutcase they could have chosen…
And they almost made it too…
Just shows how bad the education system and ethics are in the States…
Having her on the ticket should have busted them down to 4%, they still managed over 40%…
Think about that one….
McCain wouldn’t have won any way. It was a fucking landslide.
YOU SHALL PERISH IN FLAMES!
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why I’m even posting this, but I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to moose hunting school in Wasilla. We went out to a Eskimo club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “You know, I’m the one with the special needs child that I just thank Jesus for every day and also I’m the one running with the guy for that office which is where the President is in Washington and really power is fungible so you see my executive experience and things of that nature of running a town and being governor and other similar things in places like that are why I’m running for the thing we were talking about earlier and I just feel so blessed by Jesus to have this opportunity and did I mention my precious gift from god my little retarded baby and my other children Bandage, Croupier, Slingbox, Pants, and Gubbins who are also gifts from god and things of that nature and such forth and so on…” And was I was like, “Jesus Fucking Christ, don’t you ever shut your mouth you stupid cunt?” And she laughed and started flapping her jaw again. So I ended up going her some roofies and dragging her out to the alley, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was because I tuned her out while she was babbling, until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
@...frogurtx:
@...KommissarKvC:
check puretna.com, its in the top torrents section for a while, It’s called “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin’?”
A punchline that’s no longer funny. If it ever was.
Do I really have to listen to people bitch about the election’s outcome until 2012? McCain lost in a democratic election, the very same election you preach the sanctity of when people claim it’s not worth it to vote – just let it go, already. You had Bush for eight freaking years, man, and he didn’t even technically WIN. Take a break, have a sandwich, we’ll see you in four years.
@...TrayShadix:
Fail Troll is Fail.
Not one single comment in this thread has lobbied for McCain or against Obama.
And yeah. Bush did win. Twice. Just because he didn’t win the popular vote the second time don’t mean shit. We don’t select a President by popular vote. We use the Electorial College. The popular vote is only counted to make dumbasses feel better about voting, and to give electorial delegates an idea who their constituants like best.
Don’t get pissed at me. I didn’t invent this fucked up system.
I’m not pissed at anyone and I’m not trying to “troll” anything, I didn’t expect anybody to take that as a provocation to being insulted.
Just because something isn’t blatantly labeled for or against something doesn’t mean you can’t read into the undertone;
For instance: What’s the point of saying “Single-handedly destroyed the Republican Party and John McCain.” unless you’re just a tad bitter about it and pointing the blame towards something? What’s the point in pointing out what her presence should have dropped them to 4% and they still managed 40% unless you’re rallying acknowledgment of their campaign’s strengths juxtaposed against what you see are their disadvantages? All I’m saying is that I’m bored with the focus being so harshly on the past. It’s boring.
And the popular vote has everything to do with the Electoral College, not about dumbasses feeling better. Each state gets to choose how their electors’ votes are cast. Forty-nine states (counting DC) have a popular vote winner-takes-all policy on the electoral voters – there’s a point to it.
@...TrayShadix:
“For instance: What’s the point of saying “Single-handedly destroyed the Republican Party and John McCain.†unless you’re just a tad bitter about it and pointing the blame towards something? What’s the point in pointing out what her presence should have dropped them to 4% and they still managed 40% unless you’re rallying acknowledgment of their campaign’s strengths juxtaposed against what you see are their disadvantages?”
How about because it’s a picture of Sarah Palin and that’s how she became so recognizable.
It’s a possibility that it had nothing to do with a chip on anyone’s shoulder, but under pictures of Batman I don’t see lists of why we know it’s Batman. I apologize if you took it that I was trying to instigate anything, I was just expressing my boredom with political Monday-morning quarterbacking on forums.
@...TrayShadix: You’re right. Me too. We should make a rule against it. Oh, wait. We’re not in charge here. 🙁
I’m sorry. I just had a sargasm. I need to clean my pants now.
in 8 years, most people won’t even remember her name… like that other chick who ran for VP…
what was her name?
She just will not go away, will she? Argh. Seriously, I never want to see this woman again. I certainly never want to hear her speak!
@...Annarchy: Dontcha know!
In related news, Bristol’s future mother-in-law (Levi’s mom) just got arrested for selling meth. I had to check: Wasilla isn’t part of Alabama.
Man, I would like to fuck those lips
GAG
@Tenspace: Exactly! And: LOL! HA! Fucking backwoods bitch.
But she WAS a vice-presidential candidate. That wasn’t faked. She WAS. That says it ALL about how retarded and stupid millions of Americans are. And scares the hell out of me. What next? A god damned MORMON as president?