I’d tie her hair in knots. I’d put bazooka joe gums in her hairs. I’d light her arm hair on fire. I’d pour salt in her pockets.I’d push her down some steps. :O)
Britney Spears may make horrible music, but at least she’s honest about who/what she is.
Avril Lavigne going around talking about how punk she is makes me crowbar-to-the-head mad. It’s not like she doesn’t know it’s all bullshit, either. Every interview that I see she is more prepped and secured than Sarah Palin.
“David Bow-ee!” Ugh.. I just… must get away before rage consumes me.
I met her once, like, nine years ago. She was only fifteen at the time, but despite how very skanky she was even then, she was a nice enough person. I don’t care for her music much, but I do respect her for accomplishing precisely what she intended to do with her life, and being now, exactly where she said she wanted to be back then. But if she joins the 27 club, I won’t mind.
ALLLLLLVIIIIIIIIIN!
♫♪♪ …and i jizz’d in my pants… ♫♪♪♫♪♪
what a classy whore, by the way….
If dishonesty had a body.
Gimme Joan Jett instead,please
@...SumoSnipe: Fuck yes. Genuineness FTW.
I’ll take Chrissie Hynde.
I’ll take sellout for 1000 Alex.
Avril is tiny.
@...dieAntagonista: It had to happen sooner or later…
I’d kick her in the box and shove her.
I have no idea who this human is.
She’s soo corny, but I would do some pretty nasty things I can’t front.
I’d tie her hair in knots. I’d put bazooka joe gums in her hairs. I’d light her arm hair on fire. I’d pour salt in her pockets.I’d push her down some steps. :O)
Of course if she wasn’t into me.
Holy middle-of-the-night-simulposts, Batman!
www.maxim.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=6007
in case anyone wants to know what on earth I was talking about
@...outofocus:
I’d say you’re one lucky woman. Trust me, you’re not missing out on anything of any significance.
This girl is only hot if shes naked.
I loathe this woman.
LOATHE.
I don’t hit women, but I’d hire the motha-fuckin’ famale A-Team to mess this girl up.
Britney Spears may make horrible music, but at least she’s honest about who/what she is.
Avril Lavigne going around talking about how punk she is makes me crowbar-to-the-head mad. It’s not like she doesn’t know it’s all bullshit, either. Every interview that I see she is more prepped and secured than Sarah Palin.
“David Bow-ee!” Ugh.. I just… must get away before rage consumes me.
I met her once, like, nine years ago. She was only fifteen at the time, but despite how very skanky she was even then, she was a nice enough person. I don’t care for her music much, but I do respect her for accomplishing precisely what she intended to do with her life, and being now, exactly where she said she wanted to be back then. But if she joins the 27 club, I won’t mind.
Also, she smelt pretty bad.
She’ll never be hot enough in order to hide her stupidity.
@...7footJesus: wow, someone just needs to put her out of our misery.
@...sylvanish: 27 club?
Some friends of my roommate went to highschool with her. They said she was an intolerable bitch even before she was famous.
Had to look up the 27 club thing myself.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club
Can’t say I would care if she joined or not.
@...Dral: Hah, can’t say I’d mind either.