I hope that that’s symbolic, because you can totally break scriptures. Once in my old apartment, an ashtray caught on fire and it burned about six books, including a new testament, and part of a coffee table. I still keep it around, because the sides are really burnt and the part near the spine is water-damaged from where I threw water on it. I still keep it because having a burnt-up puffy bible is pretty hardcore.
Atheists have no need to tear apart the scriptures. All you need to do is read them to realize they tear themselves apart very nicely. But they are useful if you need to learn how to sell your daughter into slavery or have a misbehaving son who obviously deserves to be stoned to death. Ahhh, Leviticus.
I hope that that’s symbolic, because you can totally break scriptures. Once in my old apartment, an ashtray caught on fire and it burned about six books, including a new testament, and part of a coffee table. I still keep it around, because the sides are really burnt and the part near the spine is water-damaged from where I threw water on it. I still keep it because having a burnt-up puffy bible is pretty ass stretchingly homoslice.
You can tell he’s an atheist because of the unibrow. And also the loincloth that says “atheists.” I know I wear one of those all the time.
Also, why is he trying to rip the hardcover? Paperback Bibles tear much easier unless God intervenes.
Raar… Hulk smash!!
I hope that that’s symbolic, because you can totally break scriptures. Once in my old apartment, an ashtray caught on fire and it burned about six books, including a new testament, and part of a coffee table. I still keep it around, because the sides are really burnt and the part near the spine is water-damaged from where I threw water on it. I still keep it because having a burnt-up puffy bible is pretty hardcore.
Atheists have no need to tear apart the scriptures. All you need to do is read them to realize they tear themselves apart very nicely. But they are useful if you need to learn how to sell your daughter into slavery or have a misbehaving son who obviously deserves to be stoned to death. Ahhh, Leviticus.
I hope that that’s symbolic, because you can totally break scriptures. Once in my old apartment, an ashtray caught on fire and it burned about six books, including a new testament, and part of a coffee table. I still keep it around, because the sides are really burnt and the part near the spine is water-damaged from where I threw water on it. I still keep it because having a burnt-up puffy bible is pretty ass stretchingly homoslice.
I have fixed your error sir. Good day.
Hahaha.
You can tell he’s an atheist because of the unibrow. And also the loincloth that says “atheists.” I know I wear one of those all the time.
Also, why is he trying to rip the hardcover? Paperback Bibles tear much easier unless God intervenes.
Fallacy, you’re 2 cool my man…
But I thought Atheists couldn’t even read the cover…much less get a paper shredder on the job…
why does he remind me of jack nicholson…?
he reminds me of strongmad, wait a second, strong mad is an atheist?
I just burned a bible – just to piss all of you off. I put the coals out by pissing on them, so fvck you all.