I was at a restaurant once with out door tables. This beggar walks up to the little fence around the restaurant tables and starts pestering my friends and I for some food or something. And it was one of those rancid fuckers that look like they’re fermenting cheese on their skin.
I toss the dude a bagel and he mutters something incomprehensible…
I can’t remember the rest of the story, but your mother’s a whore!
@...dieAntagonista: Why not? The beggar is sitting there. The only time I’m rude to beggars (versus just ignoring them) is when they get in my face or approach me when I’m getting in/out of my car.
The best was some beggar scared the crap out of me when I was getting out of my car at 11pm at night in a parking lot… and I’m like “Dude, step back you startled me!” and he’s all, “It’s okay, I’m a Christian! I’m just looking for help.” and I laughed and walked away. Silly man, thinking “I’m a Christian” is going to make me feel safe!
@...outofocus: Ahaha. He really said? You know why it’s hilarious, not because he thought it’s going to make you feel safe, but because it would actually make a lot other people feel safe.
Oh no, you thought I was angry at the beggar? I told you I can’t help but feel sorry for them. And in this case, they appear to be Chinese? Who knows under what conditions that old woman is. And I know for a fact, they don’t really take care of their citizens.
I do understand why they bother you though. But you should never visit Romania. When you get to a red traffic light, these poor dirty kids will jump out of holes all around the street and clean your windshield. Doesn’t matter if you said it’s ok or not. And then they expect you to pay them.
Most people do, because they know that the kids will get beaten when they bring the dirty water back but no money.
@...dieAntagonista: No, I thought you meant the little kid. Seeing that pissed me off too.
When I was in Thailand there were these children that would come to the tuk-tuks and guilt trip you into giving them money. My friend would fall for it but I refused.
Howard, it’s Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You’re my lawyer, so I think you should know. I’ve killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in the apartment uptown. Um, some homeless people. Maybe five or ten.
@...dieAntagonista: Yeah, it’s kinda funny on two counts: People think being a Christian automatically makes someone a good person and they seem to think that no one would ever lie about being a Christian…
I know a place where you can get a used sense of humour on the cheap. Or maybe just take yours back and exchange it cause it seems to have been broken by the world.
One time when I was flying my jetpack around Narnia I saw a guy with a big red rubber nose get hit in the face with a pie and it killed him. His head came clear off and blood went everywhere. His family was so traumatized they all committed mass suicide. Also his family were somehow all orphans and albinos. Now every time i go ot the circus I kiss and boo and scream and cry but no one is enlightened as me so all the ignint foos laugh and don’t get it. I’m just so great for not laughing though.
@dieAntagonista:
just a quick thought, what part of this picture made you assume this is china? Just because the few people look asian? and what made you say that you know its a fact china doesn’t take good care of its citizens? as far as I know last time a government took good care of almost 1.4 billion people was.. never?
@...Pants: DUDE get some Spectacles because the other girl is holding her by her neck @...rompSku: NEver try to change that joke … because you or nobody will have the uber-ness to master the joke like on Jeapordy so you just earned a FAIL HAIL
@...mAgnUS BUTTfoorson: “Sense of humor”? Sorry, but this is the equivalent of shouting “POOPY!”, calling it a joke, and telling anyone who doesn’t laugh to get a sense of humor…
this really old lady accosted me with tear-filled eyes downtown once, begging for a dollar, grabbing my collar and crying. “PLEEZE, MISTAH, PLEEEZE! HELP ME!” i forget y she said she needed it, probably crack, but goddammit it was effective. in essence, she was selling a quick way out of the worst panhandling experience of my life for just one dollar. it was worth it. she moved right to the next guy at the bus stop. I assumed she’d do something way more desperate for that money, but I wasn’t horny at the time.
@pxrage: THAT IS FUCKING CHINA! R U KDDING ME?!! Or Chinatown! The Chinese Gov forces couples to have abortions, will kill your second born child, relocates millions of people at once to build dams over their villages, and won’t let anyone have internet or the freedom of religion. now u tell me how they value human life when it’s they’re biggest problem.
Chinese people can look Chinese. Japanese can look Japanese. It’s a fact, in Asia people can tell each othe apart and you can learn to do so to. Fucking British people can look British, and the Swedish look different from the Norwegian. In America we are a melting pot and don’t bother to learn the subtle differences. Over there one might be offended if you can’t.
Now telling a Caribbean person apart from an African, that takes some skill.
someone slap that little chink bitch
SHES EVEN DOING THE HAND AROUND THE NECK THATS A THREAT CODE BLUE MOVE IN RAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHH YOURE GOING DOWN
This makes me angry. I know, it shouldn’t.
I was at a restaurant once with out door tables. This beggar walks up to the little fence around the restaurant tables and starts pestering my friends and I for some food or something. And it was one of those rancid fuckers that look like they’re fermenting cheese on their skin.
I toss the dude a bagel and he mutters something incomprehensible…
I can’t remember the rest of the story, but your mother’s a whore!
@...dieAntagonista: Why not? The beggar is sitting there. The only time I’m rude to beggars (versus just ignoring them) is when they get in my face or approach me when I’m getting in/out of my car.
The best was some beggar scared the crap out of me when I was getting out of my car at 11pm at night in a parking lot… and I’m like “Dude, step back you startled me!” and he’s all, “It’s okay, I’m a Christian! I’m just looking for help.” and I laughed and walked away. Silly man, thinking “I’m a Christian” is going to make me feel safe!
Why is this getting voted so low?
This picture is AWESOME.
F U HOMELESS POS
ian u have no friends
@...outofocus: Ahaha. He really said? You know why it’s hilarious, not because he thought it’s going to make you feel safe, but because it would actually make a lot other people feel safe.
Oh no, you thought I was angry at the beggar? I told you I can’t help but feel sorry for them. And in this case, they appear to be Chinese? Who knows under what conditions that old woman is. And I know for a fact, they don’t really take care of their citizens.
I do understand why they bother you though. But you should never visit Romania. When you get to a red traffic light, these poor dirty kids will jump out of holes all around the street and clean your windshield. Doesn’t matter if you said it’s ok or not. And then they expect you to pay them.
Most people do, because they know that the kids will get beaten when they bring the dirty water back but no money.
@...dieAntagonista: No, I thought you meant the little kid. Seeing that pissed me off too.
When I was in Thailand there were these children that would come to the tuk-tuks and guilt trip you into giving them money. My friend would fall for it but I refused.
IDK…she has snazzy colorful clothing on..a nice black travel bag, bottled water…hmmm..maybe that little girl is flipping her off bcuz of that?
Hopefully someday that little kid will be the one sitting there and some kid will flip her off.
Howard, it’s Bateman. Patrick Bateman. You’re my lawyer, so I think you should know. I’ve killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in the apartment uptown. Um, some homeless people. Maybe five or ten.
@...dieAntagonista: Yeah, it’s kinda funny on two counts: People think being a Christian automatically makes someone a good person and they seem to think that no one would ever lie about being a Christian…
Get in the kitchen!
Hilarious! Stupid old bitch got told!
@...dieAntagonista:
I know a place where you can get a used sense of humour on the cheap. Or maybe just take yours back and exchange it cause it seems to have been broken by the world.
One time when I was flying my jetpack around Narnia I saw a guy with a big red rubber nose get hit in the face with a pie and it killed him. His head came clear off and blood went everywhere. His family was so traumatized they all committed mass suicide. Also his family were somehow all orphans and albinos. Now every time i go ot the circus I kiss and boo and scream and cry but no one is enlightened as me so all the ignint foos laugh and don’t get it. I’m just so great for not laughing though.
Sorry typo there:
meant to say I kiss their assholes and boo
no wait hiss and boo
no wait
@dieAntagonista:
just a quick thought, what part of this picture made you assume this is china? Just because the few people look asian? and what made you say that you know its a fact china doesn’t take good care of its citizens? as far as I know last time a government took good care of almost 1.4 billion people was.. never?
@...Pants: DUDE get some Spectacles because the other girl is holding her by her neck @...rompSku: NEver try to change that joke … because you or nobody will have the uber-ness to master the joke like on Jeapordy so you just earned a FAIL HAIL
@...mAgnUS BUTTfoorson: “Sense of humor”? Sorry, but this is the equivalent of shouting “POOPY!”, calling it a joke, and telling anyone who doesn’t laugh to get a sense of humor…
this really old lady accosted me with tear-filled eyes downtown once, begging for a dollar, grabbing my collar and crying. “PLEEZE, MISTAH, PLEEEZE! HELP ME!” i forget y she said she needed it, probably crack, but goddammit it was effective. in essence, she was selling a quick way out of the worst panhandling experience of my life for just one dollar. it was worth it. she moved right to the next guy at the bus stop. I assumed she’d do something way more desperate for that money, but I wasn’t horny at the time.
@pxrage: THAT IS FUCKING CHINA! R U KDDING ME?!! Or Chinatown! The Chinese Gov forces couples to have abortions, will kill your second born child, relocates millions of people at once to build dams over their villages, and won’t let anyone have internet or the freedom of religion. now u tell me how they value human life when it’s they’re biggest problem.
Chinese people can look Chinese. Japanese can look Japanese. It’s a fact, in Asia people can tell each othe apart and you can learn to do so to. Fucking British people can look British, and the Swedish look different from the Norwegian. In America we are a melting pot and don’t bother to learn the subtle differences. Over there one might be offended if you can’t.
Now telling a Caribbean person apart from an African, that takes some skill.
This thread is tapped, I’m outta here.
@...Dyna-Mole: actually no.. because im from caribbean, its not that really hard…
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not really hard right ?
i’m not saying anything until someone agrees that that’s China