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Fleshlight Vs Allah

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Fleshlight Vs Allah



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    dieAntagonista

    Haha, poor Ahmed. He’s supposed to tell a ‘potential customer’ that if he buys their product he will go to hell and be tortured there for eternities. And buttsecksed.

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    Deleted_User

    forget fleshlights. i want a Real Doll. If you don’t know what i’m referring to, and you’re on your work computer, google real doll and click “im feeling lucky.”

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    MacheteJak

    ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION! lol

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    Mihai

    @thatonejimguy
    they have ‘under age’ dolls; lmao

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    Mayyday

    I love how the buyer is the one using proper capitalization/punctuation, while the customer service rep can’t be bothered.

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    Deleted_User

    Yeah and they have special anime looking dolls that have giant eyeballs and distorted body proportions.

    And giant boobs.

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    DublinO

    I think the Fleshlight is significantly easier to wash and much less intrusive when you bring some real action home… I can only imagine what would go through a girls head when she walked in to see “Sailor Moon” dripping over a Taurun pelt.

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    MacheteJak

    Dublin0: “I’m running the second this creep turns his head.”

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    natedog

    i have a seperate bedroom for my real doll. i just keep it tucked in under the covers of it’s bed and my victims, er, guests think it’s a real kid.

    i get so many compliments on how well behaved my child is, and it helps bitches keep the noise levels down when i use them for thier one purpose in life

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    DublinO

    natedog: Hey why not order a second doll LOL by the way natedog have you considered a vasectomy?

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    Phyreblade

    “Is this product haram?” “I want to buy it for the whole family…” ROFLMAO

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