Say goodbye to your vending machine
Since kids in my neighborhood are retarded – no Jack-O, they come, Jack-O, they don’t, from now on, I’m giving 0 fucks about Halloween.
Maybe it is you.
Because the universal symbol is lights on = candy Lights off = I’m begging to be fucked with.
The traditional prank is to steal someone porch stairs.
No, it’s not me. Plus, two years ago, some boys wanted money, and they were waaay overaged for Halloween…
And good luck with metal frame, concrete filled, fixed “porch” stairs.
Say goodbye to your vending machine
Since kids in my neighborhood are retarded – no Jack-O, they come, Jack-O, they don’t, from now on, I’m giving 0 fucks about Halloween.
Maybe it is you.
Because the universal symbol is lights on = candy
Lights off = I’m begging to be fucked with.
The traditional prank is to steal someone porch stairs.
No, it’s not me.
Plus, two years ago, some boys wanted money, and they were waaay overaged for Halloween…
And good luck with metal frame, concrete filled, fixed “porch” stairs.