If Heaven is full of fuckheads like these, I’d prefer Hell.
Fun thing is when these ultra-Christians tell me I’m going to Hell, though. “Gee, doesn’t the Bible say that only God can judge us? By attempting to judge me, aren’t you trying to usurp his authority? Isn’t that blasphemous and a sin?”
the thing is that most christians dont see themselves as sinners, when they are. you don’t stop sinning when you become saved. christians are still trapped in a body of sin. until christ returns and gives us a new, sinless body.
I wonder what the 2 questions are.
GTFO of my religion. I hate these douchebags.
Does the God Mobile run on faith?
Nope. Vista.
You’re wrong, it runs on Android.
@...nyokki: Probably, “Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Master?” and “If not, will you accept Jesus as your Lord and master?”
“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun”
No. Have reservations for club seats elsewhere.
Brahs, I took this test and because I was hangin’ around whores I don’t get to go.
Whatever. I might as well fuck her.
@...Marrock:
You are so edgy.
Answer: No. Because heaven is not real. Suckers!
If you want to get to heaven, you have to raise a little hell.
people don’t go to heaven.
heaven comes to earth.
L2 Revelation 21-22
At first I thought it was one of the site ads. Then, second thought was the point of view, seems like it’s “Incoming Asteroid Cam”.
@...Jesus Christ: lmao
Does it come with free nights and weekends?
Wait.. if you take the test and it say you’re going to Heaven.. then you die and you go to Hell.. can you sue??
If Heaven is full of fuckheads like these, I’d prefer Hell.
Fun thing is when these ultra-Christians tell me I’m going to Hell, though. “Gee, doesn’t the Bible say that only God can judge us? By attempting to judge me, aren’t you trying to usurp his authority? Isn’t that blasphemous and a sin?”
the thing is that most christians dont see themselves as sinners, when they are. you don’t stop sinning when you become saved. christians are still trapped in a body of sin. until christ returns and gives us a new, sinless body.
FUCKING SINNERS
@...Brevity Truta: Heh.
LOL @... “Free”
They’d have a fucking cheek charging for this.