Are You Going To Heaven

Are You Going To Heaven



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    nyoki

    I wonder what the 2 questions are.

    TheLotusEater725

    GTFO of my religion. I hate these douchebags.

    Puulaahi

    Does the God Mobile run on faith?

    Pants

    Nope. Vista.

    TheLotusEater725

    You’re wrong, it runs on Android.

    Denmarkian

    nyokki: Probably, “Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Master?” and “If not, will you accept Jesus as your Lord and master?”

    Marrock

    “I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun”

    Recondomoe

    No. Have reservations for club seats elsewhere.

    Jesus Christ

    Brahs, I took this test and because I was hangin’ around whores I don’t get to go.

    Whatever. I might as well fuck her.

    TheLotusEater725

    Marrock:

    You are so edgy.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    Answer: No. Because heaven is not real. Suckers!

    RP

    If you want to get to heaven, you have to raise a little hell.

    natedog

    people don’t go to heaven.

    heaven comes to earth.

    L2 Revelation 21-22

    Brevity Truta

    At first I thought it was one of the site ads. Then, second thought was the point of view, seems like it’s “Incoming Asteroid Cam”.

    nyoki
    deleted_user

    Does it come with free nights and weekends?

    KyrusRose

    Wait.. if you take the test and it say you’re going to Heaven.. then you die and you go to Hell.. can you sue??

    Tyger42

    If Heaven is full of fuckheads like these, I’d prefer Hell.
    Fun thing is when these ultra-Christians tell me I’m going to Hell, though. “Gee, doesn’t the Bible say that only God can judge us? By attempting to judge me, aren’t you trying to usurp his authority? Isn’t that blasphemous and a sin?”

    natedog

    the thing is that most christians dont see themselves as sinners, when they are. you don’t stop sinning when you become saved. christians are still trapped in a body of sin. until christ returns and gives us a new, sinless body.

    FUCKING SINNERS

    zephyr
    Rocko

    LOL “Free”
    They’d have a fucking cheek charging for this.

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