Indeed. A lil googlin found what I believe is the original…
“What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck… I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother’s a whore.”
@Kurtt I was actually surprised other people weren’t all over this one already. I knew right away this post wasn’t the original SNL joke and
figured by the time I clicked “submit” there would be a ton of new entries. TIKI! Why for you rewrite history?
Can we add a negative star rating feature as well?
Excellence in it’s truest form.
Can someone please explain this to me ?
I mean the “Your-Mom-Is-A-Whore” pun
It’d been infinitely better if they used the real joke from SNL.
Indeed. A lil googlin found what I believe is the original…
“What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One’s a sick duck… I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother’s a whore.”
The original line from the “Sean Connery” character on one of the Celebrity Jeopardy skits:
“What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One’s a sick duck… I can’t remember how it ends, but your mother’s a whore.”
@...WaltherKid: Hah, got to it before me. I guess it’d have helped if I didn’t watch one of the “best of” vids on youtube before clicking submit 😛
@Kurtt I was actually surprised other people weren’t all over this one already. I knew right away this post wasn’t the original SNL joke and
figured by the time I clicked “submit” there would be a ton of new entries. TIKI! Why for you rewrite history?
What’s not to like. Rude men are so sexy, I can’t help it.
funny as fuck
and fuck is funny.
Suck it Trebek!!
Buck Futter!!
win
this is NSFW!!
I’ll take Famous Whore Semen (Horsemen) for a $100. That always cracks me up!