Executive 1: Are you sure this new plan to control xenomorphs and use them as weapons will work?
Executive 2: Oh, I’m pretty sure it will work this time. 72nd time’s a charm.
*everyone involved in the project dies horribly*
Executive 1: Ah well, back to the drawing board.
Executive 2: How about we get Chris Pratt to train them?
Executive 1: Brilliant!
Executive 2: And we’ll give him a space bike so he can ride around with them. 🙂
I can’t see how that could possibly go wrong!
Executive 1: Are you sure this new plan to control xenomorphs and use them as weapons will work?
Executive 2: Oh, I’m pretty sure it will work this time. 72nd time’s a charm.
*everyone involved in the project dies horribly*
Executive 1: Ah well, back to the drawing board.
Executive 2: How about we get Chris Pratt to train them?
Executive 1: Brilliant!
Executive 2: And we’ll give him a space bike so he can ride around with them.
🙂
I can’t see how that could possibly go wrong!