if i could do that- i’d never leave the house again…
“Hey, you think I could do that?”
“Sure, but you might want to try petting him first.”
“I wish I could do that.” “Well, if you give him a biscuit, he’ll let you.”
just cause you can dosent mean you should
OM NOM NOM
@...deuce: win
This is why he is king of the jungle.
I thought his tongue was his cawk at first.
“I accidentally bit my tongue yesterday and it hurt” “yeah well I accidentally bit my balls yesterday so I don’t want to hear about it”
if i could do that- i’d never leave the house again…
“Hey, you think I could do that?”
“Sure, but you might want to try petting him first.”
“I wish I could do that.”
“Well, if you give him a biscuit, he’ll let you.”
just cause you can dosent mean you should
OM NOM NOM
@...deuce: win
This is why he is king of the jungle.
I thought his tongue was his cawk at first.
“I accidentally bit my tongue yesterday and it hurt”
“yeah well I accidentally bit my balls yesterday so I don’t want to hear about it”