How about, when choosing your fake-ass spirit animal (in reality, your spirit animal chooses you, and you typically are uncomfortable with it for a while), choose a predator or other animal not seen as food by humans. You might as well have chosen pizza as your spirit animal.
“God I hate progressives.”
Slight typo there, I’m sure you meant to write “God, I have no idea what ‘progressive’ means, but it’s nothing to do with what I uploaded”.
^^^ God I hate progressives.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressivism
Clearly unrelated to the New Age bullshit above… which most progressives hate.
Derpin ?
“Please help me X:0(“
How about, when choosing your fake-ass spirit animal (in reality, your spirit animal chooses you, and you typically are uncomfortable with it for a while), choose a predator or other animal not seen as food by humans. You might as well have chosen pizza as your spirit animal.
Dear Fawn,
I’m sorry I hit you head on with my car, but at least you won’t be here to see your Mother killed by the hunter.