“Alright, Miss, that’s enough playing Attention Whore from you. We’re taking you down to the station where you can play the normal kind for a few hours.”

At least, that’s how it’d be if we lived in the Pornoverse.

And is it me, or in the 2nd to last pic, doesn’t it look like someone finally told the fella in the Chivas jersey and baseball cap what he was missing? The expression on his face just screams, “Wait, she was doing WHAT?”

Either that or he just heard someone say, “That’s the guy whose girlfriend complained!” But in Spanish of course. So it probably sounded like, “Quiera mucha cerveza y los tocadores. Es caliente, usted es hermoso.” At least, it does in my head, because that’s all the Spanish I know.