When we were on acid, we would go into the woods… cause when you’re in the woods tripping, there’s less likely a chance you’ll run into an authority figure. But we ran into a bear. That was even more of a buzzkill. My friend Dwayne was standing there raising his right hand, swearing to help prevent forest fires. We got away from the bear, he put his arm around my shoulder, he said “Mitchell… Smokey is way more intense in person!”
-Mitch Hedberg
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Mitch Hedberg
I live not too far from the big California fires that happened this summer. In fact I could see the smoke from the other side of the bay and the soot landed on us a couple mornings. Two of our friends lost their home and a third had the fire come right to the edge of his land.
Smokey the Bear is still cool even if he is burning down houses. lol
walking, talking bear cavalry with a gas tank? now i’ve seen everything.
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Furrys will burn down your home, if you burn theirs.
When we were on acid, we would go into the woods… cause when you’re in the woods tripping, there’s less likely a chance you’ll run into an authority figure. But we ran into a bear. That was even more of a buzzkill. My friend Dwayne was standing there raising his right hand, swearing to help prevent forest fires. We got away from the bear, he put his arm around my shoulder, he said “Mitchell… Smokey is way more intense in person!”
-Mitch Hedberg
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hooray!
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Mitch Hedberg
I live not too far from the big California fires that happened this summer. In fact I could see the smoke from the other side of the bay and the soot landed on us a couple mornings. Two of our friends lost their home and a third had the fire come right to the edge of his land.
Smokey the Bear is still cool even if he is burning down houses. lol
Nao that’s what I’m talking ’bout… Smokey going Hard core against forest fires…
I guess if you can’t set a forest fire, a house fire will do.
Mitch Hedberg FTW!