I can just imagine how that call went:
Cheney: “I just accidentally a Lawyer. Is that bad?”
EMS: “Accidentally what?”
Cheney: “A Lawyer.”
EMS: “What happened to the lawyer? I don’t understand…”
Cheney: “Oh, we was just out huntin’, and I accidentally the whooole lawyer…”
EMS: “…”
“Would anyone care to go phesant hunting with me?”
“Only if I can wear my military grade bulletproof vest, helmet and you stand in front of me.”
“You got it. Now, here, put this apple in your mouth.”
Anyone that will shoot a lawyer in the face is ok in my book.
@AbNo
Except it was an accident.
I can just imagine how that call went:
Cheney: “I just accidentally a Lawyer. Is that bad?”
EMS: “Accidentally what?”
Cheney: “A Lawyer.”
EMS: “What happened to the lawyer? I don’t understand…”
Cheney: “Oh, we was just out huntin’, and I accidentally the whooole lawyer…”
EMS: “…”
Eh, accident, convenient mishap, whatever.
newfag
What a sinister motherfucker.
Also, what is that from Phyreblade, I recognize it, but now it’s going to drive me nuts.
Wow, it took eight comments (am I counting that right?) to call Cheney something not-nice. And I’d even argue that sinister is a compliment.
@Sarc….
“What a sinister motherfucker.”
He’s left-handed? What’s wrong with that? I happen to be left handed.
He’s not, but Bush is. Left-handed, that is.
And Obama.
What about Biden, McCain, and Palin?
I bet this guys ancestors used to go peasant hunting.