I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked it.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, it told me its name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and it said, “you know, the…Classic.” And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and it laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some original recipe, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize what it was until I got home and tried to look-up the number on-line.
That’s when I realized “I accidentally a coca-cola bottle! Holy Shit, no wonder it could stay hard through 12 times! You sure as hell can fuck on coke!” I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.