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    AustinDav

    Submarine AND POLAR BEARS invade Antarctica. Those penguins are screwed.

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    Ricardo

    Oh, where to start
    1.) It’s Antarctica
    2.) There are no polar bears in Antarctica. Polar bears populate the Arctic
    3.) There are no penguins in the Arctic where the polar bears live. The penguins are in the southern hemisphere.

    upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/Penguin_range.png

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    Sentinel

    Umm… yeah. The penguins ARE in Antarctica. That’s why the they are screwed if the submarine AND polar bears invade.

    upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/YoureADumbAss.hurrdurr

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    Ricardo

    The point was the penguins are not in the Arctic where the polar bears are, and therefor where the submarine is, and therefor are not in any danger from polar bears or that submarine. Point #3 references penguins not being in the Arctic.

    In the words of James Tiberius Kirk: “Double dumb ass on you!”

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    Ricardo

    It states the submarine is invading. So it is invading the polar bear habitat. Which is in the Arctic. No penguins live in the Arctic. So no penguins are screwed by this invasion. Any penguins in a natural setting are thousands of miles away.

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    AustinDav

    We must all remember that Anonymous Pedant is the only person to ever pass 9th-grade Geography. Obviously there is no need for him to demean himself with an attempt to understand the weak, misinformed humor of the great unwashed. One does not give benefit of the doubt to that sort.

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    Dyon 86

    Damn, tinned food again.

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    Sentinel

    Apparently you guys are just too busy being a smartypants to enjoy/understand ironic humor.

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    Ricardo

    It has been found that attempts at humor tend to have that much more of an impact, and are significantly funnier, when the humor is factual. Also, attempts to back up the humorous attempt only works when the supporter can actually read the post they’re trying to disprove.

    All that aside, to think a randomly chosen user name some how adds weight to your statements and not having a user name weakens your position, speaks volumes about the first user’s insecurities.

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    AustinDav

    Dear Anonymous Pedant Ricardo,

    Due to your continued egotism in thinking that every other person is an idiot, I will now pronounce my original joke dead and break a basic rule of humor; I will explain, step by step, the humor behind it. Obviously, other people did find it funny, and I am doing this as a help to you.

    First, we all know where polar bears and penguins live. We knew this long before your pedantic attempt to educate us. The joke was based on that fact. I expect a basic level of intelligence from my audience when I make a joke.
    Second, the joke is making fun of the title of the picture. This is MCS; titles are often wrong, original posters are often drunk and/or trolling. We can all see that the picture is taken in the Arctic.
    Third, my joke was: if the title is correct (which it’s obviously not) then the polar bears must also be invading Antarctica, because EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS that they don’t belong there.

    We all read your posts. They insulted our intelligence. You did not teach anyone anything. You killed a perfectly good joke. I forgive you, because your bull-headed attempt to make sure we all understand basic geography was pretty funny in itself. Thanks for the laughs.

    Your friend always,
    AustinDav

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    Ricardo

    You should change your name to Sucker. You take the bait every time. It is not even good bait like a lure or at least a worm, it is only a mushed bread ball.

    Thank You for the laughs.

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    AustinDav

    It’s too late to convince people you were just trying to troll, Ricardo. Your pathetic attempt to save face is painfully obvious.
    Now please go up to the chalk board and write “I am not necessarily the smartest kid in the room” 100 times.

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