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Astronauts: Past and Present

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from the NASA POTD



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    natedog

    Q What shampoo did NASA give the Challenger astronauts?
    A Head and Shoulders

    Q Where did the Challenger astronauts spend their last vacation?
    A All over a Florida beach

    Q What does NASA stand for?
    A Need Another Seven Astronauts

    Q How many astronauts can you fit into a Volkswagen Bug?
    A 11, two in the front, two in the back, and seven in the ashtray

    Q What did the tv announcer say after the Challenger exploded?
    A No, no, I meant BUD-light!

    Q What did Christa M. say to her husband before she left that morning?
    A You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish.

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    suicydking

    Thanks, nate. I haven’t heard those since grade school.

    You forgot the one about what color her eyes were, though.

    And yes, they were blue. One blew this way, one blew that way.

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    MikeBabaguh

    I hadn’t heard those.

    Some part of me wants to laugh at them, but the part of me that isn’t an evil asshole finds them abhorrent.

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    Kandorr

    The evil part of me wants to add this one, and the good part is out of town:

    How do we know Christa M. was the best teacher ever?

    She only blew up in front of her class once.

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    phat_stack

    I don’t think I see Lisa Nowak there, that crazy astronaut kidnapper.

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    Caio

    Yeah, I’m with Phat Stack where is the diaper lady?

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