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    ColdWarBatman

    The picture makes me laugh cause it seems a little pedo..ish
    but that might just be me and my warped sense of humor… or maybe that was the point.

    derek

    you’re not alone

    Korinthian

    Today I learned that even though Christians refer to their god as “Him,” he refers to himself with a lowercase “i”.

    Luminary

    Jesus: “But I am the Son of Man, the Saviour of All Mankind, who died for your sins…”
    Hall Monitor: “I don’t care who you are. You need a hall pass. No hall pass, no entry. RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAY!”

    WhiskeyTango

    Sure, why not? The American school system is pretty well and truly boned anyway, so let’s start teaching mythology as reality.

    titanzero

    well we don’t…

    storminator

    Apparently jesus isn’t raping enough little boys in church, so he wants access to even more innocent little boys so he can sodomize them. What a guy.

    Darkhell

    If your God is so weak he must obey man, he is not a God.

    Also I don’t want any man with that look on his face around my children.

    WHOOPI GOLDBERG

    I AM THE KING WHOOPI GOLDBERG YOU WILL BOW TO ME SUFFER HEAR ME LISTEN TO ME I AM THE KING YOU WILL FEAR ME AND EAT YOUR OWN POOP FROM NOW ON I COMMAND YOU. IM FAMOUS IM RICH IM A THUG FUCK YOU!! I WILL DESTROY YOU I RUN THIS SITE GET OFF

    notspamming

    Priesthood wants to “come” more often…

    TheMadMonk

    I am wondering what it is Robert Powell did to get banned from schools in the first place.

    TsJ

    Actually, he isn’t banned at all. But if he wants to preach he has to grant equal time to Buddha, Mohammed, Abraham and the rest of the guys.

    EuroUSA

    No problem… I have no problem allowing your Jesus into any of our schools.

    EXCEPT…

    that I hope in turn you have no problem with our children having their worship ceremonies to our Nordic God, Eámetroên, the great and holy creator of all that is, was and evermore shall be.

    The morning ceremony involves a large bond fire on school grounds that takes place everyday at 10 AM sharp and lasts about 2 hours… then again a 2 PM with prayer and dancing to Eámetroên…

    I have absolutely no problem with having your “prayers and worship” of this insignificant Jesus character if you have no problem with our children interrupting your school curriculum each day with at least 4 to 5 hours of chanting and loud drum music through your school corridors and hallways.

    Wait till you hear about our annual Eámetroên fertility orgies with drunken free-for-all that take place just around finals time.

    Goldfinger

    Open a private confessional school, problem solved. At least that way your worship of Eámetroên doesn’t interfere with our worships to Eris, which are held at random times each day, or not at all, depending on how many Discordians turn up or don’t and how many of them are official Popes of the Discordian Church.

    WHOOPI GOLDBERG

    I AM THE KING FUCK YOU IM WHOOPI GOLDBERG IM RICH AND FAMOUS I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL AND YOU WILL BOW TO ME THE MATRIX HAS YOU

    WHOOPI GOLDBERG

    FISH BALLS

    Maxwell Edison

    Sorry, buddy, the court order says no closer than 300 feet.

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