American stories about the Canadian Health Care System. Cute.

Of course, the VAST majority of Americans get it far, far worse. We get to see doctors without forking out hundreds just for the privilege of sitting in a waiting room (for routine checkups, which can catch illness early, never mind when you need medical attention badly). Long waiting periods? Try never going to the doctor in the first place because you can’t fucking afford it.

And then there’s the affordable prescriptions which we get, and the US is dying to import (but can’t because US based Pharmaceutical companies whine about “affording research” while pocketing billions).

Canada, land of medical screwups and misdiagnoses? Like that never ever happens in the States. Y’all got some a wholesome “Dr. House” on call in those Red States hospitals? You know, the ones who read the bible, got Creationism classes in College, and believe in the Healing Power of the Lord?

The USA is the best place in the world to get sick in… IF you’re stinkin’ rich. If you ain’t, just don’t get sick or injured. And for those lucky enough to be covered at work? read the fine print, buddy; the corporate lawyers are on your boss’ side, not yours.

One final irony that might have escaped everyone: Walter White had to cook meth to get money for treatment. Let’s see how many of you working stiff bozos set up a meth lab and make millions to pay for it all when you get your 6-months-to-live diagnosis.