What an awful list, most of the choices come down to: Would you like a superpower, or something relatively mundane, but in pill form? Gee… wow, mastering a sport, clearly that appeared to be a winner from the writer’s perspective, hence the attached penalty. I can’t facepalm hard enough. Oh and then there’s ‘alot’. I choose a cyanide pill, to be taken by the original author.
I wonder how fast the green pill lets you fly… Cos an hour of flight time isn’t much if you’re flying at the speed of, say, an unladen swallow. But at jet fighter speeds… Why pay for a plane?
And as long as we’re talking about powers from a personal perspective, I’d like to suggest a brown pill to give one the ability to make anybody ivoluntarily shit themselves, regardless of proximity (yes, you can even do it to that IT customer service rep in Bangladesh.) 3 people a day.
What an awful list, most of the choices come down to: Would you like a superpower, or something relatively mundane, but in pill form? Gee… wow, mastering a sport, clearly that appeared to be a winner from the writer’s perspective, hence the attached penalty. I can’t facepalm hard enough. Oh and then there’s ‘alot’. I choose a cyanide pill, to be taken by the original author.
This.
one of them was that you could fly. fly. fucking FLY!!!! hello?? wtf? green FTW.
why dont you fuckers wanna fly? why?
I’d pick the green one myself. But if there was one for the power to heal others, then that would be my pick.
Pink. Shapeshift into ANYTHING! I’m thinking DRAGON!
I wonder how fast the green pill lets you fly… Cos an hour of flight time isn’t much if you’re flying at the speed of, say, an unladen swallow. But at jet fighter speeds… Why pay for a plane?
That depends, African or European?
All, and hope for some “divide by zero” effect.
And as long as we’re talking about powers from a personal perspective, I’d like to suggest a brown pill to give one the ability to make anybody ivoluntarily shit themselves, regardless of proximity (yes, you can even do it to that IT customer service rep in Bangladesh.) 3 people a day.
^This. i about pissed myself at the thought.
until there’s a purple pill I can take which instantly turns anyone who acts like a cunt into a nice person, I’m goin’ orange.
So you’d take some free drugs, instead of a superpower (that would also allow you to make enough cash to buy all the drugs you like). Genius.
none of those options promise fame and fortune.
ah black pill = fortune, via lottery, betting etc.
Pfft…I already have orange pill powers.
YOU WILL ALL TAKE BALLS TO THE FACE. AND EAT POOP IM FAMOUS AND I AM YOUR KING I WILL DESTROY YOU, YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER